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Jordan & Pete are separating.

The pair "have both requested that the media respect their families' privacy at this difficult time".

Are they having a laugh!

Respect their privacy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They won't be selling every sordid detail to the tabloids then?

Think she was the boss

Yes I remember that hardcore film, horible wasn't it.

You got to see her pubic tattoo, I can't remember now whether it was a Playboy Bunny or a heart.

A real classy lady our Jordan.

Jordan's on the prowl again? Premiership footballers, be afraid, very afraid.

Yeah come on folks - let's all respect their Privacy ... they deserve it.

Of course this could all be a publicity stunt couldn't it - seem to remember they launched a new reality show a couple of weeks ago so maybe the ratings weren't what they expected. Can you imagine all the Chav airheads now dialling in "Katie and Peter" into their 1990's VCR ...

Have to laugh at the kids names:
Harvey (well ok sounds normalish)
Junior (yeah can see where you are going with this)
Princess Tiaammii (wtf delusions of grandure or what)

Personally I think Peter is a half decent bloke but Jordan I think if you were married/engaged/dating her you just could not fail to CEMENT HER during that time.

Nevermind at least he did give us this classic:


MMMMMysteriouuuusss Girlllllll woo hoo ...

Fuck some classic tunes on that youtube link I posted ... get down shep!!

Q. Whos going to look after yorkies accident now?

A. No change there, it will continue to be the paid help.