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Cheesy Porn Titles (ot)
Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 3:30 am
by Matt
Was just flicking through the Your Choice catalogue (still ordering to a UK address though in Oz - I have no desire to be referred to customs should bags be searched on return to the UK, though a showdown sounds quite exciting).
Anyway, I noticed the product 'Hard Days at the Orifice' which should surley win some kind of prize for most ridiculously ammusing title. What other similarly porn-type titles have you found / can you think of?
My little contribution (if it doesn't already exist...): Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Bone.
Re: Cheesy Porn Titles (ot)
Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 4:47 am
by jj
HCC: 'CARRIE Potter and the Philosopher's Bone'.........
Re: Cheesy Porn Titles (ot)
Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 5:20 am
by Matt
Damn.
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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 8:58 am
by buttsie
My all time favourite.....Case of the Smiling Stiffs....1975
The seventies were a really creative time
cheers
B...OZ
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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 9:46 am
by Arnold Layne
fossil fuckers?
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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 10:09 am
by mike johnson
For some reason, "Primarily Yours" has always tickled me, as we say in the South. Also, "Buffy the Vampire Layer"--too obvious? An old Angel film, "For Your Thighs Only." But my fave is "Ass Ventura:Crack Detective."
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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 10:14 am
by Kray
How's about (in possibly very bad taste): 'Schindlers Fist'.....
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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 12:52 pm
by magoo
Foreskin Gump (or gunk if you prefer)
Cyrano de Bergerac-He "Nose" How To Fuck
Shaving Ryans Privates (a gay film)
Tales From The Clit
Theres loads of better ones but my minds gone blank. Bugger.
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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 1:29 pm
by Cornish Chris
"Young,Blonde,Dumb & Full of Cum".....leaves very little to the imagination.....as does "The Stop my Azz is on Fire" series.
"Edward Penis-Hands" is novel but my all time favourie has to be
"Inspector Gadget & the Sex Toys from Hell" wicked.
Cheers Cornish Chris. (Pissed off cause I thought the Layla radio think was tonight....Dooh).
Re: Cheesy Porn Titles (ot)
Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 1:39 pm
by royce gracie
a few good ones off the top of my head:
good will humping, romancing the bone, star trek: the next penetration, drilling miss daisy, easy ride her and gonad: the barbarian