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Everyone should have one, you never know when there's a 30ft Ash tree stuck up your arse.
Best be safe eh?

Lizard wrote:

> Everyone should have one, you never know when there's a 30ft
> Ash tree stuck up your arse.

You'll be okay until the branches start sprouting forth from every angle - then you're in the shit, literately!

If you didn't notice that, I'd consult a neurologist immediately.
Or possibly a tree-surgeon.

Nah, fuck that; go see a shrink.
But I've told you that before, haven't I?
About 4 000 times, IIRC.....