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Toerags in the house
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:59 pm
by andy at handiwork
Like they say, a liberal is a conservative who's been arrested, and a conservative is a liberal who's been burgled. My lad caught two toerags in the house mid-morning yesterday looking for the keys to his car, which, criminally, is a lot better than mine. What is a liberal to do? I'll get back to you when they are dangling by their bollocks from a tree somewhere.
Re: Toerags in the house
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:55 pm
by jj
If I'm anything to go by, every liberal conceals a screaming
fascist : -))
Re: Toerags in the house
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:01 pm
by andy at handiwork
You know me so well.
Re: Toerags in the house
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:02 pm
by jj
I know ME so well : -)
Re: Toerags in the house
Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:19 pm
by Deano!
You'll be told it was your fault for not locking your own house up even when you're home. You'll probably have to pay compensation to the little cunts for traumatising them. Your tax money will be used to pay for an expensive ad campaign claiming that crime is under control.
I think I know why we drink too much.
Re: Toerags in the house
Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:31 pm
by jj