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Has God got penis?

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:39 pm
by eroticartist
Has God got a penis? That is the question, and the answer to it, is in the Bible itself: ?And God made man in his own image? and this fact destroys the beliefs of all the monotheistic religions. Why? Because if God had a penis then he was able to procreate and when gods procreate they beget other gods.
Think about it, and discuss.
Mike Freeman


Re: Has God got penis?

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:40 pm
by number 6
God was the Sun,he wasnt anything human.

Re: Has God got penis?

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:43 pm
by andy at handiwork
Does it matter? It ranks with 'How many angels can sit on a pin head?' Who gives a toss?

Re: Has God got penis?

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:17 pm
by jj
eroticartist wrote:
> Has God got a penis? That is the question, and the answer to
> it, is in the Bible itself: “And God made man in his own image”
But Adam had no navel, and was therefore not born of woman.
Eve was created from one of Adam's ribs.
Furthermore, an omnipotent being can make Her own damn' rules,
as She goes along.... it's only us poor mortals who have to abide
by them.



> and this fact destroys the beliefs of all the monotheistic
> religions. Why? Because if God had a penis then he was able to
> procreate
If so, he didn't actually have NEEDED to procreate, did he? - He
[or rather, She, might have been celibate [in which case the Romans
win....]. And anyway, that would also presuppose another, female
God.

Muddy thinking, I'm afraid........


Re: Has God got penis?

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:21 pm
by Dave Wells
Watch Zeitgeist folks - all will be explained.


Re: Has God got penis?

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:40 pm
by jj
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly
what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear
and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened."


Translation: God mind-fucks us all.


Re: Has God got penis?

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:38 pm
by Sam Slater
We can only explain the universe in mathematical terms anyway. We only experience an image of the universe through conciousness. Since every conciousness is slightly different from another then we have no way of knowing which conciousness is the best representation of the real universe.

For example, your brain experiences the table leg as something solid, which hurts your shin when you bang you leg against it, *yet both your shin and the table leg are over 99% empty space. Your senses are just a product of evolution that's been selected for their competence in navigating space successfully. Basically, you experience a virtual world that's created to make it possible to pass on your genes. The virtual creation your brain creates from the information via senses doesn't have to be accurate, or true, is just can't be a disadvantage to the host.


* 'empty space' isn't exactly true. Since electrons around the atom can appear into existence and back out again, instantaneously, theoretically they are both nowhere and everywhere within the possible space surrounding the atom's nucleus at any one time. So the jury is still out on whether the atom really is 99% empty space.