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Re: Smurfs

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:11 pm
by jj
Captain Wow wrote:
> If smurfette was the only female smurf, then where did they all
> come from,
Parthenogenesis.
She was a dog, anyway; who but a perv would wanna pop her one?


> and how will they sustain their society with only one female?
They don't; they just hide all the others. They're obviously
Taleban blue midget fuckas with silly floppy hats.


Re: Smurfs

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:19 pm
by Sam Slater
Maybe only papa smurf was allowed a go and all the others were offspring. I never took much notice tbh and have NO reason to question smurfette's promiscuity!

A bukkake episode really would have been termed a 'blue movie'.


Re: Smurfs

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:31 pm
by jj
You horrible little man.

I mean, CHILDREN have to watch this : -)


Re: Smurfs

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:31 pm
by jj
.... maybe that's where Herr Fritzl got the idea?


Re: Smurfs

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:09 pm
by Sam Slater
Well, they don't have to watch it ? the pervs. !happy!


Re: Smurfs

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:44 pm
by Nob3y
and what about gargamel


Re: Smurfs

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:01 pm
by jj
Yep, all kids are horrible pervs.

I mean, the Teletubbies..... how kinky is that?


Re: Smurfs

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:03 pm
by jj
But he's an anagram.