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who actually thinks they could do porn?
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:27 am
by hammer4life
So your apart of the lighting crew at a top shoot when the director comes up to you and tells you the male performer has the trots and cant come into work and asks whether you could fill in for a scene with lets say a delta white or harmony hex (i know std certs etc, but we`ll ignore them for a moment)
Would you have the confidence to step in? if so do you reckon you would be able to perform on cue, not cum too soon/late, be able to keep it up for that amount of time, not be embarrased at the number of people watching you dip your whick?
I gotta say having seen various behind the scenes documentary etc youve gotta be 100% confident in yourself and your body and would have to really concentrate....for those reasons im out/.................
Re: who actually thinks they could do porn?
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:46 am
by jj
This sounds like an elaborately-designed boast.
I must have seen 15 000 films in my time and the number of
good male performers probably represents around 10% of the
total.
Things have markedly improved since Viagra.
Re: who actually thinks they could do porn?
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 11:53 am
by planeterotica
So you would be asking me to have sex with either Delta White or Harmony Hex, well i would need time to think it over about as long as it takes to say Yes Please !wink!
Re: who actually thinks they could do porn?
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:38 pm
by hammer4life
hell of a lot easier said than done though planet
If you wanna shoot your load early on and are told to up the pace i suspect it would be rather hard to keep it in
If after 50 minutes of on off fucking your told to cum right there and then with the whole crew watching that would be a challenge in itself.
Aint a single straight fella on here that wouldnt smash deltas backdoors in given any opportunity. But with all these factors infront of you im guessing this is much easier said than done!
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:45 pm
by jj
Re: who actually thinks they could do porn?
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:06 pm
by one eyed jack
JJ wrote: Things have markedly improved since Viagra
You really think so JJ? Personally I would give up hope of even having a shoot in the bag if I found out the male performer was on viagra.
Sure it might work well for recreational purposes but Ive seen blokes look like swan vestas pounding away for ages sweating incapable of cracking out the money shot.
I think viagras use on porn shoots has had its day. if anything I hear a lot of euro performers inject to keep wood.
In my day people just used to get by on a blow job but I guess those things are out of fashion now.
Re: who actually thinks they could do porn?
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:28 pm
by supsim96
well blokes don't have to be performers to be involved in the porn scene of course hammer, do you think you'd enjoy working as a cameraman, producer or director for example?
Re: who actually thinks they could do porn?
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:40 pm
by jj
one eyed jack wrote:
> JJ wrote: Things have markedly improved since Viagra
So I'm told- as you remark, the trouble is they then have to
jack off for half-an-hour+ to get the money-shot.
> Sure it might work well for recreational purposes
It does : -))
> I hear a lot of euro performers inject to keep wood.
Good grief. Talk about a sacrifice to one's art.....
Re: who actually thinks they could do porn?
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:24 pm
by WoodWhacker
Brain says 'YES PLEASE!' - the old chap says 'Dream On Loser'
Now if you needed a cameraman who DOESN'T want to join in...=)