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Victoria Beckham nee Adams

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:15 pm
by supsim96
Can anyone enlighten us wrt progress in VB's stellar "acting career" (sic) since her relocation to Los Angeles/Hollywood?

Re: Victoria Beckham nee Adams

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:49 pm
by max_tranmere
Victoria Adams was a stage school trained dancer who auditioned for a manufactured band that was being put together by a MAN (so much for 'girl power'!) and she then spent 2 years posing for photoshoots with the other four, miming on TV shows, and later they did some concerts. The group only lasted 4 years and since then Victoria Adams has been unemployed. After an 8 or 9 year period of unemployment - but luckily for her, due to money made from being in the girlband, and also through marrying a high-earning sportman, her 8 or 9 years did not involve having to venture to the dole office every fortnight - but would have involved that had it not been for those two factors. The girlband then reformed for about 8 months bringing Victoria's period of unemployment briefing to an end. Unemployment for Victoria then started again following the girlband splitting up for the second time, and it has continued ever since. What a totally unsuccessful adult life.

Re: Victoria Beckham nee Adams

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:02 pm
by Sam Slater
[quote]Victoria Adams was a stage school trained dancer[/quote]

She was? You've done your homework. Is this bad?

[quote]and she then spent 2 years posing for photoshoots with the other four,[/quote]

As you're a fan of Poppy Morgan, and since you have decided to spend quite a bit of your virtual life on a forum based around women who do lots of photoshoots, I can't see how you'd think this was bad.

[quote]The group only lasted 4 years and since then Victoria Adams has been unemployed.[/quote]

What would you have her do, Max? She does have 3 kids to keep her busy. Tell me what you'd have her do.

[quote]due to money made from being in the girlband, and also through marrying a high-earning sportman, her 8 or 9 years did not involve having to venture to the dole office every fortnight[/quote]

She has/had a lot more money than David Beckham when they met. I'm not so sure why you keep mentioning her 'unemployment'. Hasn't she written books, designed clothes and opened up childrens' charities? What have you done Max? Do tell us. We know you like to spurt out your sexual fantasies from time to time in your lunch hour, that you walk around looking for known porn sets and that you're obsessed in reading celebrity magazines just so you can come on here and complain, but what else do you do?

Have you spent hours and hours learning choreographed routines and singing lessons?; have you travelled the globe, non-stop, for months on end to perform shows?; have you opened up charities and put people in employment?; have you contributed as much in taxes towards society?

No doubt you'll tell me her literary skills are embarrassing, her singing awful and her career as an actress is a joke before she's got started. And yet......and yet despite all this she's not the one tossing off at lunchtime over some gross bgafd posting or watching Poppy Morgan on youtube singing into a hairbrush. A totally unsuccessful adult life indeed, Max. Lol!

Take a look in the mirror my man.


Re: Victoria Beckham nee Adams

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:05 am
by Deano!
Posh's acting couldn't be any worse than what passes for acting amongst many other 'stars'. Shouting or looking bewildered pretty much sums it up with mainstream actresses movies now. For the men it's simply shouting and shooting people.

Oh NO! I used the offensive term 'actress'. Cut my tongue out.


Re: Victoria Beckham nee Adams

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 7:40 am
by Jonesy
What people tend to forget is that before Vicky met Becks, she was rumoured to be on the verge of getting the sack from Spice Girls as she was a shit dancer/singer and had ZERO charisma.
One high profile courtship and subsequent marriage, it was so huge in terms of magazine sales and media interest, she kept her slot in the Spice Girls.
Miserable fucking cow

Re: Victoria Beckham nee Adams

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 8:45 am
by Deano!
I hope she falls under a train and all her gizzards squish out her mouth!


Re: Victoria Beckham nee Adams

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 8:57 am
by Deano!
Actually, that's bit rude. Posh's gizzards belong inside her insides.

I think she's another example of a smokin' hot British babe that too many Brits don't appreciate. I love her legs and her accent (which doesn't sound at all 'posh'). I wouldn't feel comfortable however, if she was performing brain surgery on me. I'd prefer Kylie did that.


Re: Victoria Beckham nee Adams

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:49 pm
by mrchapel
You forgot the part about the inquest into Princess Di`s death with the court and photographers outside examining the scene of the accident and dumb cunt repeatedly walking past because she thought they were there to see her


Re: Victoria Beckham nee Adams

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:16 pm
by Peter
mrchapel wrote:

and dumb cunt repeatedly walking past because she
> thought they were there to see her
>
>

Thats her job these days, she gets photographed arriving somewhere, then gets photographed leaving somewhere.

Re: Victoria Beckham nee Adams

Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:19 am
by Deuce Bigolo
Kind of hard to call being yourself acting

Reality TV is Real afterall

Seriously who needs acting skills when reality TV shows are far more prominent?