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what film does the teresa may / dildo come from (original or compilation ) and where can i get it ?

I suspect its hidden in the same place as the Holy Grail. Neither have been seen but both are the source of legends.

Magoo, In your lighter(soberish)moments, you are a natural-born fucking poet.

Thanks Marcus. My sobriety is only temporary though. I have a couple of days off work so booze is a good option.

Notice the use of "o/t" Woodgnome? Do I get a gold star for that?

I've actually got a few mpg's (poor quality) grabbed from the lost ark itself. I could post in a.b.n.britbabes if anybody is seriously interested. I believe the source was a long deleted Amanda Charles film.

Gold Star?!
I'd give a US Silver Star for services beyond call of duty.
Us drunks/drinkers have to stick together, otherwise life has no meaning.
I have a one yr-old pussycat who beats the shit out of me whenever she feel like it. So much for Macho Man!

no but you do get left alone. fair do's?

Woody
If your Q was directed at me, even if itwas not, I DO NOT get left alone. This small hairy person has taken over my life.
Like all females, she has a mind of her own - that's OK -BUT, I get either loved or beaten up on the whim of a litle pussycat, and what the fuck can I do? I've ended up with more scars than were inflicted in another era. I CANNOT FIGHT BACK, She's the Boss in my house. If you or anyone else has a solution/suggestion, PLEASE feel free toemail me.

must be where the expression "pussy-whipped" comes from!

Its Ok Marcus. He was talking to me I think. And I am glad he wishes me no harm!

Glad to hear you have a real cat apart from that stuffed toy thing. I wont start babbling about cats because I already did that in another thread. Cats are great. Dibble might disagree of course......