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I said Cod
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:31 pm
by Lizard
.....and the dozy cow gave me Haddock, even though I was had to wait 5 mins. The fucking worlds gone mad.
Re: I said Cod
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:34 pm
by mutanthalibut
Got to say, where I come from Haddock are the most delicious, and I should know.
Re: I said Cod
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:44 pm
by jj
I totally agree. 'Staff' aren't what they were, back when I was an
embryo and you were a squirming wriggly horrible damp larva.
I went into Harrod's 'tother day, as I'm frequently wont so to do,
and I asked the attractively-pinafored serving-assistant [are you still
with me? I will get to the point, eventually, but I'm an old man,
and enjoy my rare moments of being the cynosure of all eyes] -for a
lemon-flavoured 17th-c. Ming vase. This 'person' had the damn' cheek
to tell me they had none in stock, and were unlikely to receive
replacements before 09:05, May 25th 2014.
Zounds !!!
Cannot they not invade China again?? What, after all, is the Foreign
Office there for?
Needless to say, I cancelled my personal 'Al-Fayed' genuine tin-plated
store-card immediately and removed my person to Harvey Nick's, where
they at least know how to treat a female impersonator with some
dignity.
Funny thing is, I got some really good brisling fillets at H's- but from
their MEAT counter. Odd, that......
Re: I said Cod
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:47 pm
by jj
mutanthalibut wrote:
> Got to say, where I come from Haddock are the most delicious,
> and I should know.
You are a smelly, bottom-feeding piscivore.
And I should know. I'm an ichthyologist- with a BIG net.
So get out of that one.
Oh, damn'- you did.
Re: I said Cod
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:48 pm
by jj
"God", you say?
Not good with mushy peas, alas.
Sorry, I'm a trifle deaf [cue: corny jokes].
Re: I said Cod
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:55 pm
by mutanthalibut
Smelly!! who are you calling smelly? I mean...I might smell of fish (a tad unavoidable I'm afraid) but...anyway if your an ichthyologist you should be studying me not trying to catch me...you flacid biped.
Re: I said Cod
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:56 pm
by jj
I resent the 'flaccid' bit.
I prefer 'detumescent'.
Mainly because it's longer.
Re: I said Cod
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:01 pm
by mutanthalibut
I meant you as a whole, not the bit you most like to fiddle with.
Re: I said Cod
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:06 pm
by Lizard
Dont worry, Im over it now, the whole things soooooo like yesterday's news, I only wanted it for the cats anyway, they were starving after having been on the wi-fit for ten hours, still thanks for listening.
Lets put it behind us eh, before we get called racist, codist cunts.
Re: I said Cod
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:09 pm
by Dick Moby
You can't beat a pair of nice firm pollocks every so lightly battered.
Then again I like a bit of pain