lads ,have you ever?

countb · Post by **countb** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:37 am

Trapped your knob in your trouser zip?
Cant think of anything more painful

hammer4life · Post by **hammer4life** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:34 am

hurts like hell, especially when skin gets tangled into the zipper

Lizard · Post by **Lizard** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:40 am

I once trapped mine in a drain, I was just walking along the road minding me own business......

one eyed jack · Post by **one eyed jack** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:07 am

I tripped over mine walking down the street.

Damn big dicks man! Damn them all to hell!

ukfan2009 · Post by **ukfan2009** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:35 am

yikes! better your own zipper though..

jj · Post by jj » Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:46 am

...and guess who had to pick up 'the business' after you, you dirty
filthy disgusting reptile?

jj · Post by jj » Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:48 am

OK, I once got mine caught in the zipper of a girl's jeans.
And no, she was wearing them at the time, not me.

My life is one long comedy. Ha bloody ha.

countb · Post by **countb** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:23 am

good post jj.
when I trapped mine,I was in a quandry...do you zip up or down to free.?
Seems a cheap way of circumcision to me lol

Sarah Kelly · Post by **Sarah Kelly** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:16 am

Hi guys- i Know a fella cut his jimmy on a bike handlebar as a teenager ...was cycling down a hill,at speed, looked to his left, then looked in front and BANG! Hit parked car right in road, and flipped right over the handle bars ,still holding onto his bike...... That metal bit in the middle(the nut,i think) sliced clean thru his trousers and his knob...... Hardly able to lift his leg over the bike and cycle off, and bleeding profusely( a GUSHER,im told!) he free wheeled down and to home........... once home, he had to get up the stairs ,and into the bathroom so he could try staunch the flow of blood...... Still with me? ............ Knob in sink,under the cold tap,The water turned pink,then red, then crimsom...as his mum called "Dinner" ..... Desperate and fearing he would succumb to a coma,he wrapped a FACECLOTH tightly around his todger and staggered downstairs.... Bypassing everyone at the dinner table he made it to the fridge, and staggering back up stairs, took a packet of frozen peas with him...... Eventually, the blood loss abated, and to a cold dinner he (now) went sat... he said he could feel the throbbing, an not in a good way, for hours after.......
b.......

mrchapel · Post by **mrchapel** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:40 pm

I went to school with a guy who tried to fuck a lass with no lube or foreplay and just tried to jam it on in full blast and ripped his foreskin off.

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Funny story... unless er,you have a cock! Pt1wink!

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