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OK so a few forumites have mentioned Penny Smith, Kate Garraway and Fiona Philips before (all GMTV). Some might have even mentioned Amanda Byram from the defunct BB on C4.

I feel the BBC is catching up on the early morning totty stakes. Yes, we all know Sophie Raworth is nice. But what about that Kate Sanderson sort. It might just be me but there seems to be something about her that says SEX. Or am i just sleep deprived?

Does anyone know who invented bloody woodchip wallpaper? He/she should be shot. No they should be flayed alive and dipped in salt. It takes years of effort to remove the evil stuff and then you find the bits of wood spread throughout your abode. Still I suppose worse things happen at sea - like redocorating a ship with woodchip wallpaper (drowning would be a relief as would an attack by a shark or godzilla or both).

She is mid-morning/lunchtime these days. But only on a saturday. Anyone know if C4 are going to reformat that dreadful RISE thing that took over from the BB? Could be a good show if they let pervs like me get a look at the presenters legs. Why sit them behind a bloody desk? Thats already been done on C5 by Mathew Wright. I wake up horny and wish to see mini-skirts not bloody desks.

Now you know why my VCR wore out.

Kirsty Gallagher is always worthy of a mention cause of the way she reacts to the temperature of the studio:?)

re: Breakfast TV Girls Who Give A Chap A Boner!

Magoo, can you do some research in-between picking woodchip out of your teeth?. There,s a blonde weathergirl on local BBC/Granada! not been on long, if she ever became a P.S, I,d buy everything she was in. she is stunning, but I dont know her name.
So the task falls to you, you are the man, can you sort it for me? we live fairly close,and I,m sure she,s on Granada weather report.
There,s a drink in it for you.... even Coffee! yes Coffee..

PS. Decorating tip! dont remove woodchip, paper over it with more woodchip! every year until your walls are 2ft thick with the stuff, then you can turn your heating off for ever, and when you want shelve,s built in wardrobes etc! you simply Carve them out, great eh!

PPS. DONT even THINK about paying me for the above information.
cause I wont take it, just see if you can sort the above.

names in by midnight.....

Lizard so you gave me till midnight. Great as I must sleep for at least 2 hours in every 24. Was she called Jo Blythe?

Now can anyone tell me where Victoria Huxley (buxom black haired local newsreader) went. I bet she is reading the news in another region. She was a pretty sexy info-merchant. She must have appeared on some forumites local news since leaving this fine region.

Hopefully shes not on TVS reporting strange things such as hairplanes and elextriclicity (argh..it all be witchcraft I tell `ee). I even `erd one of dem motor car automobile thingys was seen up by Taunton way. Sorry West Country types but is it not true that you all stop and stare (straws in mouth) when you see an aircraft or a car? Come on bring on the Worzels.

Send a few of them downunder

I haven't seen a skirt on early morning breakfast for at least 5 years-they all wear slacks now.

cheers
B...OZ

Oh no. Some wanker has just started a bastard sander upstairs and put the pigging radio on full blast. There goes my nice saturday morning in bed. Bastards.

Serves me right. I should have gone to bed last night instead of watching Potter and pissing around with woodchip shite. Aaarggh, they are using bloody power saws now. I am going to buy a cottage on Skye one day to escape these noisy gits. Damn them to the darkest corners of hades and may thier MDF crumble to dust and infest every crevice they have. Noisy cunts.

That BBC Breakfast TV weather girl who pops up from various UK locations gives me a stiffy. She is pretty and she has an enormous smile.

Sounds like you need some industrial earmuffs or get smarts,
code of silence

Now if you'd drank enough you wouldn't be hearing any noise-you know it makes sense-maybe you could join JJ in the fridge-industrial size now is it-walk in-sound proof.

Just about time to watch the morning news isn't it?
Attention-all rise for the honorable Sophie R.

cheers
B...OZ

Does anyone remember Kathy Taylor? mmmmmmm the memories