A Real Life Nightmare!
Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 5:41 pm
http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Need_To_Stop.htm
Back 'in the day,' the worst thing that could happen was your mum finding your secret stash of 'jazz' mags - which mine did - under my bed, when I was at school one day.
I don't know what mortified me more - the knowledge that half a dozen Color Climax / Private titles had left my possession forever, or the fact that mumsy now knew what a little deviant her son had become.
Barely a word was exchanged between us for a week, you could have cut the atmosphere with a knife. But hey, worse things could have happened.
Like t'internet, for example. And combined with an evening's worth of cheap booze from the local supermarket, the disaster that unfolds in the clip above could so easily have befallen myself and so many of my mates from those relatively innocent times.
Mumsy would positively have disowned me. Forever.
Back 'in the day,' the worst thing that could happen was your mum finding your secret stash of 'jazz' mags - which mine did - under my bed, when I was at school one day.
I don't know what mortified me more - the knowledge that half a dozen Color Climax / Private titles had left my possession forever, or the fact that mumsy now knew what a little deviant her son had become.
Barely a word was exchanged between us for a week, you could have cut the atmosphere with a knife. But hey, worse things could have happened.
Like t'internet, for example. And combined with an evening's worth of cheap booze from the local supermarket, the disaster that unfolds in the clip above could so easily have befallen myself and so many of my mates from those relatively innocent times.
Mumsy would positively have disowned me. Forever.