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interesting article in one of the national newspapers:

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Scots porn star Rick Jordan has insured his willy for a whopping 25 million.
The Blue movie performer, paid ?25,000 for the premium to cover his manhood. He gets a payout if he cannot rise to the occasion due to injury or illness.
Rick of Milngavie near Glasow said: ?My willy got me where I am today.? Insurers Goodfellows said his manhood was a ?serious? part of his business.

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never heard of or seen the guy, but he must be making good cash if he can afford to pay out ?25,000 on a policy, unless he is planning to marry Miss Bobbit of course.

He is probably working in the gay scene out in the US. Gay performers get paid more than anyone due to the high HIV risk.

Insurance can be had a damn site cheaper. For instnce, I have a deal with my local supplier of medicine that if it kills me, I'll haunt him horribly forevermore. Simple.

Or similarly, the accommnodation I reach with my dentist, whereby I cup his balls firmly but gently in one hand, look into his eyes, and say: 'we DO understand each other, don't we?'

It's not big willys I care about, it's big girls' bottoms, juicy fannies and half-decent footballers playing for Scotland ... and no smart-ass comments from the English, please.