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Who has actually measured their penis?
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:23 pm
by beck images
Everyone goes on and on about penis size etc but I truly have to admit, I've never actually measured it. Am I alone in this? Has everyone got the ol' tape measure out against their wanger? Also surely the length of it would vary as to where you measure it from?! i.e. is it along the top, the underside etc?
Wow, maybe I'm having a homo erotic moment, who knows....
Re: Who has actually measured their penis?
Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:02 am
by Deano!
Yes I've disappointed myself with the rule.
I'm battling to crack 6 inches measured along the side.
Re: Who has actually measured their penis?
Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:39 am
by planeterotica
I have 12" but i dont use it as a rule !wink!
Re: Who has actually measured their penis?
Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:38 am
by mrmcfister
I was stood having a piss from the Severn Bridge...the waters very deep!
Re: Who has actually measured their penis?
Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:39 pm
by RoddersUK
!cool!
When newly wed my missus, as hubbies and wives do, measured my cock one night before I parked it in her at 9? from top to tip and 6 round, and that is inches not them fucking useless fucking Frog millifuckingmetres.
Re: Who has actually measured their penis?
Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 7:59 am
by one eyed jack
No. Im scared of the result !happy!
Re: Who has actually measured their penis?
Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:46 pm
by RoddersUK
Yes I do and yes it still bothers me.
As an engineer metric is not as accurate as Imperial.
If my dislike worries you I feel fucking sorry for you.