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Brought up on a diet of Coronation Street, bread and jam and socialism, it was with great sadness that I heard that Maggie Jones who played the part of Deidre's mother, Blanche has died.

A brilliant comedic actress, I will leave you with just a few of the blessed Blanche's put-downs

Eat your heart out, Shakespeare. RIP Maggie.

Blanche's views on Postman Pat...

'Early in the morning, when the day is dawning...' Your real Postman Pat rolls up about noon wearing a pair of shorts and his breakfast. And if he's not chucking elastic bands like confetti, he'll be rifling through your birthday cards.

... at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting
I've never heard such self-indulgent whinging in all my life. Is there some correlation between how boring you are and how much you drink?

... speaking to daughter Deirdre Barlow
Good looks are a curse, Deirdre. You and Kenneth should count yourselves lucky.

... on former Rovers Return landlady Liz McDonald
Skirt no bigger than a belt, too much eyeliner, and roots as dark as her soul.

... on cafe owner Roy Cropper
He looks like he should be crayoning summat.

Are you a masochist ?

Get a life.

Coronation Street is one of the funniest programmes on TV and Blanche was one of the best actors in it.

I'm sorry to see her go.

Eastenders is the complete opposite to Coronation Street, that's the most depressing programme ever and I can't understand why anyone would want to watch it.

Give me CS with characters like Blanche any day.

Blanche is a legend!

RIP Maggie Jones.

I've got a life and it doesn't include watching that crap so maybe you should tear yourself away from the "soaps" and see the real world.

As it happens I do own one but it hasn't been switched on for a couple of years.

Still bleating on about x box Reg? !happy!