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The reason is that I am actually in bed, bored out of my brains, with only my Blackberry phone for company. I'm actually suffering from the World's first and only recorded mutation of the Swine/Avian and Ebola virus (or the H1E1N20YORFKT virus) I've checked my symptoms on the internet and you'll be pleased to know that I am not long for this World and this is probably my last post! So goodbye to you all!

In girl speak, he has a little sniffle and a slight cough!

In a minute he'll be fast asleep counting !sheep!

That is bollocks Jim you are probably in bed again with the lovely Shay Hendrix or some other nubile young babe.
[img]http://galleries.payserve.com/1/35803/20155/thumbs/88x88.jpg[/img] well i hope your suffering is not in vain !wink!

I hope you don't but if you do go, can I have Lara?

I reckon you should announce your death and then just continue posting. Then watch Max claim you're a fraud.

Take no notice of the critics. Full blown man flu is one of the most serious viruses out there and so often under-estimated.

Because it is so rare, pharmaceutical companies have not yet bothered to find a cure. However, I can recommend hot whiskeys frequently dispensed by caring partners. As far as I am aware that, together with bed rest, a regular wholesome diet and one's sexual needs administered to in order to avoid any blockages developing, should result in you managing to pull through.

Be brave!

Thanks for the support, I took this pic of my virus with my Junior Microscope:
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Oh dear,

This is a bit worrying and requires regular monitoring. If the bug turns into this:

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you could have gastro-intestinal problems ahead!

24 hour care then become absolutely essential.

A good hot toddy is hard to beat. Try boiling water, a good spoonful of honey,the juice of one lemon and top off with a large measure of whisky.

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