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Well, it's summertime here in Perth, Oz. Nice and warm without being too hot. I can tell you that the latest fashion craze for young chickie-babes is tiny tiny little shorts.

I understand that up there in Britain currently the idea of wearing anything less than 6 inches thick is to invite death by freezing. However, when the weather finally warms up you boys will be in for a treat. Over the past few weeks my eyes have popped out of my head and bounced along the road as a result of me perving at wild and wicked wriggly arses all tanned and tight in shredded, frayed little denim hot-pants. It's DISGUSTING! It's fucking disgusting that I can't just run up and kiss their arses and lick their thighs like ice-creams without getting arrested. This latest craze was obviously devised by a bloke.

Anyway, I hope disgraceful displays of bare flesh in public become possible in merry 'ol England later this year.

Something like this?

[IMG]http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/3527/shortsi.jpg[/IMG]

Those are what I call shorts !grin!

Lets hope for a long hot summer in the UK and for these to be the fashion worldwide.

To be totally honest, most of them are not as skimpy as that (except for down the beaches) but you still see a fair bit of rump.

The ones that currently make me cry are like denim jeans that have been cut into very brief shorts with the sides almost cut out completely. Often they look like they've been run over by a lawnmower a few times. On a girl with a nice 'Kylie' arse and legs it's a sight to behold. And there's something about the fact that they walk around in public pretending to be totally unaware of their hotness that gives me pleasurable adrenaline charged sexual panic attacks.

Thanks for the picture too Peter.

It was shorts like these that made me realise I'd become 'old'.

I was shooting a girl in her own home, we took a break to pop out for a pub lunch, she came out in shorts like that and a top which looked like a slightly longer bra made of something very flimsy and see-through.

I heard myself, in a dad-like way say, "You're not going out like that!"

[img]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm71 ... shorts.jpg[/img]

Unfortunately, for the wrong gender! !puke!

Hi Lara,

Where did you get that piccy of my hubby from ?? !laugh!

xx

That Alexie Sayle is such a tease.

Well, where I live anyway, the snow and ice has gone but is a damp drab grey day so any chance of posting a few photos of the girls down under to cheer us Brits up ??