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Last year at Tuppy Owen's 'Sex Maniacs Ball', Mr. Dover appeared on stage with Rebekah Jordan. After a bit of crowd-teasing, he announced that she was intending to enter the amateur strip contest this year. I've nothing more about this but the semi-finals are coming up in October at Dingwalls in London - if you're about, Rebekah or Mr. D, is this still happening?

A expression popular in my neck of the woods is "he says more than his prayers". I never particularly understood that phrase but I know it is used when talking about bullshitters. Not that this applys to Ben of course who is a fine upstanding pornographer and as honest as the day (or his cock) is long. And after reading the posts on Bens forum I admire him even more for putting up with it. I am not sure if I could cope with having a deranged doctor ranting on about my penis(toadstool, bevelled helmet) for years! He seems a bright sort of freak and I reckon he is a real Dr judging by the HIV posts. Hilarious reading but I suspect the Dr is more interested in Ben than the girls. It takes all sorts to make the world go round. Frightening!

Did I imagine it or is there also a gay following for Steve Thorpe/York or am I thinking of Steve Hooper?

Dont worry Ben you too may eventually gain a gay following apart from that Dr Pam odd-ball. But in the mean time just tell VCA to fuck off and film us fans one last film without the stupid cuts. You could even make a Cameo appearence at the end as Simon the Clown or whatever you were called back then just to bring things to a full circle of your career before you hang up your Lycra suit and your gay leather shorts(did Pascal give you them?) forever (notice the use of the word "forever" rather than "for good" as I cant bring myself to use the word "good" in the same sentence as Ben......No I meant in the same sentence as Bens retirement.

Hiya Matt, yep u r right that was the plan, but other work commitments prevented me doing so, this time around..... BUT watch this space, i do intend to enter the stripper of the year contest, iand i would be lying if i didn't say that i intend to bloody well win! lol xxxxxxxxxxxx
love Rebekah xxxx

Excellent news! Now you'll have to let us know if there's a way we can come and, er, support you.

I sincerely hope Reb has NO visible means of support.....