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I've been taxed on what I earn, what I have earned, what I might earn and even what I never earned !
I've paid income tax, property tax, car tax, value added tax, airport tax, corporation tax, PAYE tax, council tax and inheritence tax !
I've had to pay death duty, import duty, stamp duty, been charged with duty of care and done my tours of duty !
I've been surcharged, overcharged and erroneously charged for not paying tax on income I never had !
I've been charged for going overdrawn, charged for going over the speed limit, charged for having the wrong amount in the wrong account, paid interest on overdue funds, missed interest on money taking weeks to transfer from bank to bank and nearly lost all interest !
I've been put on, sat on, reneged on, cheated on, pissed on and spat on. I've been passed over, run over, turned over, looked over, hung over, pushed over, moved over, stepped over, driven over, fallen over and given over !
I've been messed up, beaten up, stood up, stitched up and definitely fed up. I've been used, abused, accussed, bruised, effused, confused, refused and definitely not amused !
I've been lost and been lost, bossed and double crossed, left out in frost and clinically flossed.
But hey ain't life fuckin sweet !!

There you see my fellow forumites...A man who has lived

Good job you got a sense of humour about it all Dave . We wouldnt want you going all Michael Ryan on us

Your not going to believe this Tel but I do actually have a connection to Ryan.

A few years before he did what he did, I was a plumbers mate (just before I got in this biz) and we refitted the school in Hungerford with brand new radiators. So he was found slumped against a radiator what I put there !