Famous faces.

[Megalow]

Did anyone go to school with any of the girls listed on this site? A lad who works for me says Kelly Aris was the year below him, never quite believed him though!

[Lizard:]

WHAT! you went to school..........

[Jeremy Clarkson]

B****x to Lizard. I hope this thread runs and runs. Wish I could
be a contributer but my contemporaries were all a bit too old
by the time camcorders were invented.

[Lizard]

So Jeremy, living up to your reputation eh! motormouth. what,s up cant you spell Bollock,s?

[alec]

If anyone did, please DO NOT give details of where it was.

[Jeremy Paxman]

Yeees. At least we know the difference between apostrophes and commas. Why don't you go and spoil some other thread.

[marcusallen]

Good Grief Jeremy,
Is this descending to vodka martinis at a hundred paces around dawn?
Your Ferrari runs on high octane - bit like myself -Not as streamlined of course.

[Lizard]

Fuck me, now Paxman,s joined in. thier ganging up on me. Ok Bamber, give it your best shot. And I,m laughing out loud cos me and Clarkson "ARE" mates (not in the biblical sense) of course. I kid you not!
Evening Marcus..

[Neilsuns fuckwit mutant twin]

A Funny (?) Jeremey Clarkson Story.
A while ago he was at a party, and introduced himself to a model (Kate Moss, I belive) But she thought he was a drug dealer!
Why ? He comes over and announces.
"Hi, I'm Jeremy Clarkson... I do Top Gear..."
to which she supposedly replied... "SECURITY !"...

Well, I found it funny anyway :0)

[J Clarkson]

Actually it went like this:

"I'm Jeremy Clarkson, I do Top Gear"

Kate "Sorry I don't do drugs."

Hmm A short while later she was in rehab