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On the Starship Enterprise, Captain Kirk probably wasn't allowed to bend that leggy dark skinned hottie over the control panel and roger the arse off her, so I wonder if he just had to make do with pulling his plonker in the privacy of his Captain Kirk cabin. He must have taken a few years worth of wank mags with him - because the internet still wasn't invented decades from now according to Trekkie lore.

To boldly go...no....To go boldly. Yes, that sounds better.

Nah, there is no need for wanking on a Starship. He would have gone to the Holo Deck and dialled up one of the previous porn stars or whoever was the porn star of their day.
Me, I would have dialled up Juliette Anderson and Kelli Aris, a dozen Viagra tablets and a gallon of KY Jelly. And if the Klingons showed up I would've fucked them as well.

Proof he did get to bend that leggy dark skinned hottie over the control panel and roger the arse off her.

I know he liked to fuck Klingons, but I thought they were just a pile of soot when he's finished.

I vaguely remember seeing the occasional snippet of the original Star Trek (I wasn't a fan by by any stretch) when I was a kid and being fascinated by the tiny minidresses worn by the female crew members. It seemed really raunchy to me at the time. No wonder they made a porno version.

Didn't Kirk get to snog Uhuru ?

I recall reading that it was one of the first inter-racial kisses on US network TV and TV stations in the US South refused to screen the episode.

There was something between Cap'n Kirk and that blonde bit Yeoman Janice Rand (played by Grace Lee Whitney) - who appeared only in the first half of Season 1, before reappearing years later as a Commander (or something) in the very first Trek movie.

But of course it being 1966 and all that, any .... cough .... "romance" was for the most part only implied (IIRC they did kiss once though).

- Eric

Mind you , did any of them shag? I htink the idea was that in the future sex would be obsolete and and all new humans were made in labs...

Damn I hope I'm not around for that day. Fuck that!

Didn't he also have a fling with the 'green' bird!!!

Just a thought - when he fucked a virgin I wonder if he chuckled to himself later "I just came where no man has come before".