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David pal, see you Jimmy, I mistakenly posted a message meant for you on the wrong thread. I can only put it down to fatigue but I'll copy and paste it here just in case you miss it and I so value your opinion.
David me old cock sparrer,I?m not sure if I mentioned it or not ,but I?ve done a lot of extra hours work this month. When the taxman takes a huge slice of my extra wages, I will feel the warm glow of contentment knowing that my money will put a 50? Plasma screen TV on the wall of a Somalian refugee with 3 wives and 15 kids but no job and no rightful cause to be here.
I was hoping you could advise me on what to do with my extra wages.
My main options seem to be

1. Send a large cheque to The Save Pakistan fund (where I know it will be
wisely spent by all the exceedingly honest officials over there)
2. Book a holiday to a European sex haven and have a good session with a
couple of high class escort girls.
You know how much I respect your judgement and I await your honest reply.
I?m pretty sure I know which option I?ll pick but like I said, I want an honest
answer .

Honest answer?

It's a difficult one, because I don't know you at all. However, based on your posts, I would suggest that you spend it on education.

Cheers
D

David mate, you really know how to hurt somebody and here's me thinking that you knew me pretty well.
I only spent 3 years in college, you know, back in the time when you had to do more than spell your name correctly to obtain a pass. It was only in technical things though. Mathematics,electro-technology, thermodynamics, Engineering Drawing and Design,Applied Mechanics, Naval Architecture and other such stuff with sums and things ---- oh and I remember doing some General Studies and English (but if anybody was any good at them, we thought they were a bit gay). That was in the good old days when us students had some respect for our tutors and they, in turn , respected us by teaching real relevant subjects.
None of your real quality education though, know what a mean. I think I'd struggle with taking an exam at McDonalds on how to flip burgers or some equally trying subject.

ps
I told a lie when I said I respected your judgement but I'll take a wild guess and say that you already knew that.


pps
I think I'll go with one of my own options and I think even you will manage to figure which one.