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The noble art of debate!!!

Somewhere in a pub in London, an old bloke, rather the worse for wear, is propping up a bar, talking out loud to no-one in particular......

Old Bloke "I'm sick to death of that Gordon Brown and New Labour. They've brought this once proud nation to it's knees. And they've done the same to the USA. And Japan.. And Ireland... And Iceland... Not forgetting Basutoland and the Calico Islands".

Bystander "Yeah, admitted they made some mistakes but they did some good stuff.."

Old Bloke "**!"##*!**&^%***. Wot. You disagree with me? How gullible can you be? I've read about Nazi Oberfuhrer like you, Commie Comrade bastard!"

Bystander "Yeah but what about the minimum wage, why don't you answer that, it was a ....."

Old Bloke, now crouched down hiding behind the bar " There is a real air of menace about you. I can tell by the way you disagree with me, you could torture me at a drop of the hat. Is that a knuckleduster in your pleasantly tight trouser pocket?".

Bystander "WTF!" and leaves the pub.

Old Bloke now standing at the bar "Pint of your finest amber nectar, bar steward please. Where was I now? Oh yes, that fucking dictator, Brown..."

Cheers
D

What, no mention of Cleggie!?

alicia_fan_uk

"What, no mention of Cleggie!? "

Who?

Cheers
D

He did manage to sneak in a mention of Labour, what a lovely surprise.

Who's Gordon Brown?

He's the one eyed Labour fuckwit who screwed the country.
Did I mention he was Labour ?

"He's the one eyed Labour fuckwit who screwed the country."

And all the other fuckwit leaders who screwed the USA, Japan, Ireland, Iceland, Spain, Greece at exactly the same time. Not forgetting Basutoland and the Calico Islands

What an untimely run of fuckwit leaders! Is that bad luck or wot? Fuckwit leaders must run in tens.

Sweet dreams
David

Sorry David, I almost misread your post.
You still managed to sneak the word "Labour" into it (albeit a quote)