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Did you know that due to TORY CUTS we have NO CONTINGENCY for rescuing Chilean or ANY OTHER nationality of miner that gets buried underground??? Isn't that so TYPICALLY TORY, to let buried miners of the World die needlessly?. Did you know that due to TORY CUTS the Hungarian eco disaster has been allowed to contaminate many parts of the Danube? FILTHY INHUMANE TORY BASTARDS!!

DID YOU KNOW THAT VIRTUALLY EVERY DISASTER BOTH NATURAL AND MAN MADE FROM THE SINKING OF THE TITANIC (Oh such a typical Tory calamity) to the TSUNAMI WERE ALL A RESULT OF BRUTAL TORY CUTS?????

Do you know the real reason the ancient Mayan People made their calender end in 2012? Yes they KNEW THAT TORY CUTS WOULD RESULT IN EARTH CRUST DISPLACEMENT AND THIS would mean THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!

Thanks Cameroon and your TORY TOFFS, thanks ALOT!! !wink!

No Jim - Cleggie did actually promise in January that money would be put aside for international mine rescue operations - he even held up a banner outside Parliament saying so - and now he's gone back on that pledge as part of his Faustian pact with Green Dave in a cheap and cynical grab for power.

What a cunt eh? Surely the most unprincipled politician of the post-war era.

- Eric

It was the TORIES that caused the mine to cave in to start with, they did it to distract people's attention away from the deep, devastating recession that THEY caused!! Yes THEY caused it, it had nothing to do with unregulated bankers selling dodgy mortgage packages in the USA, forget Freddie and Fanny, one day a few Tories went to the pub for a few sweet sherries, and the next moment....'KerrrrrPOW' worldwide recession.
Do you remember the great plague of London 1665?, yep! Tories caused that, Titanic ring a bell? you've guessed it.
A mate of mine told me on the QT that if the Tories win the next election outright, they plan to murder everyone, and it's no good crackin on you ARE a Tory, they will murder you anyway. Ok, he was pissed when he told me that, but you know what they say about drunks always telling the truth...and he's a Tory.

Poor attempt at satire from a bloke who blames labour for EVERYTHING.

They are devils. They hide their red tails inside virgins anuses. Lol

'...THE SINKING OF THE TITANIC (Oh such a typical Tory calamity)'

Actually one could probably make a case for the magnitude of the loss of life in the sinking of the Titanic being to a large extent the fault of the Tory capitalists.

Bulkheads not reaching the ceiling above to save on building costs, so being unable to prevent the sea water filling each so-called 'watertight' compartment in succession.

Money saved on not having enough life boats.

Steerage passengers and the lower orders being treated like cattle and often prevented by locked gates from escaping.

Economic imperatives that meant the fire that was known to be burning in the coal stocks prior to sailing was not addressed.

I bet you're a fucking blast at parties.

.........and then there are the 2 world wars.....Lenin argued that the
filthy capitalist swines caused the 1st through greed and imperialism
and that nice fellow, Hitler, always said the rich bankers fed off the
weaknesses of poorer nations to bring about the 2nd !........I say
stone anyone driving a Ferrari or Rolls Royce (stands to reason all fat
cats are Tories).

Well as we all know, THE TORIES HATE MINERS!!They've hated them ever since Cameroon's "Dopple-Dad" Ted Heath brutally crushed valiant Arthur Scargill and his mining folk. So it was natural that they would want to leave the Chilean miners to die in their underground tomb!My only surprise is that Cameroon and his stooge Gleggie didn't send the RAF over to Chile firstly to bomb the rescue effort and then pour concrete down the rescue shaft, well after chucking down a few cans of cyanide gas just to finish them off!!DAMN THOSE EVIL TORIES!!!

Also it would appear that the UK's dream of a Mars landing in the next 5 years HAS BEEN CRUELLY DASHED by guess what? Yes, you've got it, TORY CUTS!!Can you imagine all the new jobs that would have been created on Mars, from homebuilding to the contruction of massive domes and air generators, let alone a space ship shuttle service between Earth and Mars? Hey, what do the Tories care about interplanetary colonisation? They don't give a hoot as long as they have their champagne and cigars, I haven't about any of these items being rationed by TORY CUTS!!! But I expect it wont be long before BLACK PUDDING and GINSTERS MEAT PIES are off the menu at your local cafe, why? Because of BRUTAL TORY CUTS!!

Well I think Lizard's right..my mate told me the Black Death was theirs and that the Chilean Miners are all really dead and what's going on is a great big film set 'n Alec Douglas-Home WAS on the grassy knoll..you lot don't know the fucking half of it.