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God, the Devil & porn.

Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2002 7:01 pm
by EJsatan
Well,

After reading the posts on here for quite a while i've decided to give you all my thoughts.
First, an exelent site with some great posts & pics. (Autumn& Denise spring to mind).
Secondly, to all the posters & formulites. Please keep up the good work. Some of you are informative & some are just plain fuckin funny! I can nearly always find someone going of on one to cheer me up so if nothing else this site helps keep one loosley sane guy happy.

Finaly, to all the girls that make my life so hard. Never stop doing what you do! You are the last true free birds left, it is your ability to be true & real that keeps this crazy industry alive. Without you there would be no porn & no light!

Layla, Cathy, Wendy, Autumn, Sandie ,Denise and all the rest. I salute your beauty & grace.

And as one of my favorite bands once said. 'Falling in love is hard on the knees'

EJ.xx.

Re: God, the Devil & porn.

Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2002 7:10 pm
by Lizard
Well said Satan! er..... what,s it like down there, any porn?
and do yer bollocks sweat a lot?

just curious..

oh! and can you get Teabags or do you bring your own

Re: God, the Devil & porn.

Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2002 8:31 pm
by marcusallen
Halleluah Baby
Keep em swinging

o/t Re: God, the Devil & porn.

Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2002 8:50 pm
by buttsie
I believe teabags are part of the package deal
titled 'Eternal damnation'

On the other hand I have it on good authority(Rowan Atkinson-Live-The Devil) there aren't any toilets.

We'll said EJsatan

As the Rose tattoo song says 'We can't be beaten'

cheers
B...OZ

Re: o/t Re: God, the Devil & porn.

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2002 2:29 am
by jj
.....and I really hope you and Saddam work things out.

Re: o/t Re: God, the Devil & porn.

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2002 3:12 am
by buttsie
As long as 'Saddam who Sucks' lives up to his reputation then all should be peaches and cream

cheers
B...OZ

PS Did you get Michelles Pics

Re: God, the Devil & porn.

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2002 4:00 am
by Matt
Amen, my good Lord. Amen.

Just to quiz you further though, Master, in what ways are the girls the last true free birds left, and in what ways do you think they are 'true and real'?

Keep up the Evil work.

Re: God, the Devil & porn.

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2002 5:42 am
by Elton Dong
Have you shagged Teresa May? mr Satan.
did you film it ?
what cake did you both have ?
do postmen supply your porn ?

OT Re: God, the Devil & porn.

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2002 10:18 am
by mike johnson
I suppose if we accept the RC POV, His Satanic Majesty has Shauna Grant, Megan Leigh, & Savannah available to bang,inter alia. (Is it possible to drool & weep at the same time??)

Re: o/t Re: God, the Devil & porn.

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2002 12:07 pm
by jj
Yep, ta: and the bonus was she was with Rosemary Ward.
You really are TOO good to me................
Big mail this w/end, I promise.......