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Fucking brilliant if you can't be bothered reading or even touching a book etc, forget kindle's ipads and all that shit. I simply pay my gran the minimum wage to read to me, it's just like the old days!!! I select a book of my choice and settle down whilst the old girl feeds me with tales of wizardry and adventure stopping occasionally for a nice cup of tea, and for her to remove her teeth for a rest, then it's back to the action....top stuff!

LOL Yes, but how do you prop her up when you're in bed, if I may be so bold?!sherlock!

You really don't want to know about that Jim. Some things are best left unsaid, although it involves copious amounts of sanatogen, and an elaborate rope and pulley system.....!bookworm!

What if a gran was reading your book to you from your Mac? She's ready and waiting by the way, just wants to know what page you got up too???

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................." And to my dear neighbour Jim, I leave this Toshiba laptop, my collection of dried flowers, and my entire record collection, to Lara, I leave all my clothes, the commode and my Hillman imp"...........

ps: Lizard get's fuck all.
pps:Look after tiddles...