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I just noticed a title in the little panel "Latest BBFC R18 Ratings". The title that caught my eye was: "White Boy Bottom Sluts". One has to laugh one does.

You may find this amusing:

Mr Slip - thanks for that goldmine of silliness. I haven't read all of them yet but "Topless Brain Surgeons" is a pants pisser!

"Meat Pushin' In the Seat Cushion" remains one of my favourite porn titles.

- Eric

There's mainstream movie made in the 70's where a very shy, embarrassed guy (possibly Woody Allen) goes up to the window of an adult theater to buy a ticket for 'Cycle Sluts'. This window is facing onto a busy street and the lady selling the tickets is hard of hearing. The guy has to keep asking in an increasingly loud voice "Cycle Sluts Please". In the end he is screaming it out with people all around staring at him.

A slightly similar (but not publicly embarrassing) thing happened to me about 15 years ago before it was common to order your porn videos via the net. I decided to ring a sex shop and do a credit card order. The 3 movies I wanted were:-
Sex Sluts in the Slammer
Bimbo Cheerleaders from Outer Space
Samurai Sluts from Hell

The girl taking my order was having trouble not laughing but apologizing for cracking up. I told her I was sure she'd think I was making those titles up and she admitted she wondered if I was taking the piss.

By the way, those movies were all made by an American director using the name John T Bone and I loved these movies as they were deliberately made to look as cheap and amateurish as possible. I guess his philosophy was that if porn budgets had to be low, then the best tack was to just go with it and make it look REAL cheap! They all stared Tracy Adams who was quite funny for a porn chick.

Bimbo cheerleaders from Outerspace - You've made my day! Filming a Jim Slip later, you've given me inspiration!

!laugh!

Case of the smiling stiffs(1973)still cracks me up

The fact the title actually described the film to a T was creative genious


A man's body is found, the victim of a female vampire who doesn't go for the neck...what is Exhibit A and how can it solve the mystery of the wildest sex comedy ever.
THE SUSPECT...a beautiful girl whose unusual way with men can ruin their chances for life.
THE VICTIM... a male body found in a very stiff state with a big smile on his face.
THE DETECTIVE...led on a merry sex chase through strip poker games and wild parties to trap the suspect.
An arresting tale that bares investigation!