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Jimbo,
I have just got off the blower from Ed Miliband. He was very moved by your sad story. For those of you who aren't aware of Jimbo's tragic event, read the link below explaining how he was knocked back from trousering a London council flat and selling it on subsequently for a huge profit.

http://bgafd.co.uk/forum/read.php?f=3&i=243737&t=243714

Obviously it is every British person's inalienable right to buy something paid for by the taxpayer, owned by all of us and then make a huge, personal profit out of it.

So with that disappointment in mind, Ed on behalf of the Labour party has made the very generous offer of giving you the house below for FREE!

[img]http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/ima ... yhouse.jpg[/img]

The HUGE advantage of the above very desirable residence in immaculate condition, compact but spacious, is that it is inflatable which means it can be moved from one very desirable London address to another as particular areas become more "a la mode". This will obviously increase the value of your residence substantially, Jimbo.

I hope this helps you to deal with your oh so obvious disappointment.

Kind Regards
David
on behalf of Ed Miliband.

PS Ed asked "Does this now mean Labour can depend on your support at the forthcoming council elections?"

How you love to mock, poke fun and humiliate those simple hard working folk like me, who have vainly and you would say, "Stupidly" paid their dues. Yes, comrade, I have worked throughout my life and I would say, have paid ?100's thousands in tax, into the coffers to pay for those that are not so "lucky" as myself!

In another time, comrade or perhaps sometime in the future, you and your New Labour henchmen, will be able to simply work people like me into the grave and then confiscate our assets and give them to the more, "Unfortunate". Obviously those who protest, will have to be at first mocked and humiliated. If this fails, naturally they'll be arrested, tortured and beaten.

Don't worry Comrade, your time will come again and then you can wreak vengeance on us, evil, "Tax payers." and "Working people!"

You might even get a uniform and some jack boots, then at least you wont get your normal clothes messed up with blood etc.!adolf!

Fair enough