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My perfect Brit girl movie would star Rebekah Jordan, Angel-Long, Faye Rampton, Tiffany Walker and Amanda Dawkins (I know the latter two have retired from h/c - we're in the realms of the hypothetical here). There would be no solo or g/g only scenes, and no stupid 'costumes' (leather miniskirts, red suspenders, etc) but just natural clothing - eg knee-length dresses or jeans and trainers. The scenes would be (with no preference for which girl does which as they're all 'stunnas') (1) m/f, (2) m/2f, (3) 2m/2f. The fourth and final scene would begin with all five girls squatting in a line, pissing into clear plastic containers that include different colourings and a floating marker, like in 'It's A Knockout'. This then develops into group sex with the girls plus 5 blokes, with the girls gradually wandering off, as if being 'eliminated' from proceedings. The final remaining girl (the winner of the pissing contest) is rewarded with a gangbang ending with five facials. The film will be shot using two cameras, and though filmed in a gonzo style (handheld, mostly 'as live') there will be no irrritating commentary from the people behind the cameras. There will be no background music either, and the girls will be very vocal (dirty talk throughout). Anal will feature but there will be no big song and dance about it - ie dicks switching from vaginal to anal without showing us all tedious fingering and lubing inbetween. Most of the sex will be vaginal or oral, and particular attention will be given to positions (eg reverse cowgirl or fast semi-missionary with bloke standing) in which we can see the ladies' tits bouncing. In the latter scenes there will be lots of sequences where the women are lezzing up (tonguing each other's faces and tits) whilst being shagged alongside each other. Scenes 2 and 3 will end with snowballing. After the bukkake style ending of the final scene the other four girls will return to lick the cum off the 'winner'. The film will be called 'Bumhole Bitches' (and sod those Americans who think a 'bum' is a homeless person not an arse) and the logo will be in 28-point Luggerbug on the cover. I will buy twenty copies and give them as Christmas presents to all my friends and relatives.

Anyone else care to share their vision of a "perfect Brit girl movie" (preferably using less words and more paragraph breaks than I just did)...?

Anything with Wendy in it is fine by me

A dream brit flick would be 2 hours of Rebekah Teasdale getting shagged senseless or maybe let Rocco and Lexington Steele loose on Jo Guest and Teresa May. Show those 2 what they missed by not doing H/C.

Golostruda....nice work mate....but you oviously have far to much time on your hands to dream this deeply. LOL.

Cheers Cornish Chris.

I was too exhausted after reading it to muster a reply.......

I dont remember any contestants on Its A Knockout pissing into plastic containers. Well apart from the time Stuart Hall got drunk during the show and got caught short.