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Great news. Just got the following email.

Apologies to the Ms's Bin Laden, but one man's misfortune is another man's happy day!

Cheers
D

Hello,
My name is Scott Anderson, I am an American soldier in peace keeping force in Pakistan and serving in the military of the 1st Armored Division in Pakistan. As you know Insurgents attack us daily.
We succeeded in moving funds belonging to Osama Bin Laden's family totaling US $23 Million dollars in cash and would like to transfer this money to you for safe keeping till we can come over to meet you and for your efforts we would give you 40% while the remaining 60% will be for my partners and I.
Since Pakistan is a war zone right now after Osama's death, we plan on using diplomatic courier and shipping the money out in three large silver boxes, using diplomatic immunity. If you are interested I will send you the full details, my job is to find a good partner that we can trust and that will assist us; the question is Can I trust you?
When you receive this mail, kindly send me a reply signifying your interest also include your private telephone/fax numbers for quick communication and any other relevant contact details. This transaction is simple and risk free and the boxes can be shipped out in 48hrs.

Best Regards,
Scott Anderson.

Sounds ok to me. What could possibly go wrong? All round to yours when the money comes through then.

I'm sure it's a con, he only had ?10000 in the halifax last time I checked.

It's quite true Dave - Private Anderson emailed me first because I personally know everyone in the whole world and asked me "Who is the most trustworthy person in the whole world Deano!?" Without hesitation I gave your name.

Sargent Anderson (who went from Private to Sargent in one sentence) put his hand on my shoulder (via email) and said "Thank you for helping freedom. Yoy're a fiiiiiine American." As an Aussie, this came as a surprise.

40% of 23 million is.......errr......(randomly pressing buttons on calculator).......errr........uummmmm......

$23million US dollars in cash would be fucking heavy....maybe that's why one of their helicopters crashed in Bin Laden's compound during the mission.

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I wonder why Scott has diplomatic immunity, why silver boxes, why the 1st armored division when they should be at Fort Bliss Texas.

So many unanswered questions!

Could be worth punt though!

Hi,
I am disappointed by the number of people who seem to think that my good fortune might be spam. Anyway I have responded to this kind gentlemen as you can see. I will let you know what happens and when I have the silver caskets in my possession.
PS No begging letters please, when my 40% of the dosh turns up!
Cheers
D

Dear Scott Anderson,

First I would like to thank you for taking out time from defending the western world from the scourge of Muslim extremism to drop me a line. I feel sure that you are very busy.

I am so grateful that you have chosen me to help you in the task of getting the Bin Laden money out of Pakistan.

I was a little surprised that you contacted me because I would have thought that Doris who lives in number 31 would have been a better choice than me, because she has quite a bit of time on her hands since Jack sadly passed on.

However having said that, I am delighted to help you in your endeavours. I have plenty of room in the cupboard under the stairs to store the three large silver boxes, though it could do with a bit of a cleanup first. I am only just recovering from a bad back.

Unfortunately, due to my difficult financial circumstances my telephone has been cut off so I cannot give you the phone number immediately. However I will be delighted to communicate via email. Once I have 40% of the 23 million US dollars, no problem with phones again!


Please just drop me a line about how you wish to proceed and I will respond as soon as possible.



Many Thanks and do take care with those bombs!

David

Best of luck baiting the mugu.



You should have asked him for an act of good faith, such as sending you a photo of him with a fish on his head. (see the above link)

In fairness he could of contacted me but I dont need it, Swansea will be ?90 million richer Tomorrow... cmon the swans!!!