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Hi
Last week I gave you the fantastic news that I was in line for 40% of Osama Bin Laden's wealth due to arrive at my place in a number of silver caskets.

This week is even better. I have just received a money making offer from ex-Shadow Cabinet Minister David Blunkett!!!

Despite what Jimbo says to the contrary, I always knew New Labour were really great

This must be kosher, mustn't it?

PS No further news from the American soldier to my reply concerning Osama's wealth.

Cheers
D

Dear Sir,
I am contacting you to seek your assistance and cooperation with me to accomplish this important business deal which will be beneficial to both of us.
This business deal is an opportunity of a life time and will involve presenting you to a reputable bank in the U.K in a legal and official procedure as the next of kin and beneficiary of some investment funds.
Kindly read the attached letter and contact me on telephone number:+44-7924551455
Best regards,
David Blunkett,Esq

"knew New Labour"

So good, they named it twice!

I suppose once again you aren't prepared to share the potential windfall with the rest of us.

No chance. Its socialism for me, but the sword of Damocles that is capitalism for you.

There may be a few, free cans of dog food in it for Blunkett, mind you.

CHeers
D

If I had a christmas card list, you'd be very close to being taken off it you know.

Socialism and Capitalism are a bit old hat now. Like Communism and Fascism. Politics has moved on to sheer unadultered greed!!

It's a timing thing. It's socialism for banks and their investors when they go belly up. It's go fuck yourself capitalism when the banks are ripping us off as usual.

Cheers
D

Okay, you drive a very hard bargain.

?1 million will be coming your way soon as I get the dosh in the silver caskets and the cheque from Blunkett.

I would pack in the daytime job now if I were you.

Cheers
D

PS Could you give me your bank details so I could pay the money in direct?

I thought that might work. Looking forward to the ?1m, but I'll stick with the day job a little bit longer just in case there are any problems with the transfer of the funds. Silly I know but you cant be too careful when you get into these wonderful offers.

"There may be a few, free cans of dog food in it for Blunkett, mind you."

Can I just point out that Mr Blunkett does not eat dog food, I know this for a fact.