O/T Age Catches up on us all !
Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 6:17 pm
Morris a ninety-year old man lived in a retirement home and got a weekend pass. He stopped in his favorite bar
and sat at the end and ordered a drink. He noticed a seventy-year old woman at the other end of the bar and he
told the bartender to buy the lovely young lady a drink. As the evening progressed, Morris, the old man joined the
lady and they went to her apartment, where they had sex.
Two days later, the old man noticed that he was developing a drip, and he headed for the rest home doctor. After
careful examination the doctor asked the old man if he had engaged in sex recently.
The old man said, "Sure did!"
The doctor asked if he could remember who the woman was and where she lived.
"Yes,...but why?"
"Well you'd better get over there... you're about to cum."
I promise not to.......
and sat at the end and ordered a drink. He noticed a seventy-year old woman at the other end of the bar and he
told the bartender to buy the lovely young lady a drink. As the evening progressed, Morris, the old man joined the
lady and they went to her apartment, where they had sex.
Two days later, the old man noticed that he was developing a drip, and he headed for the rest home doctor. After
careful examination the doctor asked the old man if he had engaged in sex recently.
The old man said, "Sure did!"
The doctor asked if he could remember who the woman was and where she lived.
"Yes,...but why?"
"Well you'd better get over there... you're about to cum."
I promise not to.......