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O?T - a joke (you may have heard it)

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2002 6:22 pm
by Allan
A paper bag goes to the doctors.

The doctor says sit down old chap have bad news.

We have had the results back from your tests, looks like you have aids.

How come, says the paper bag, I have always had safe sex.

I know, says the doctor, it was your parents, they were carriers.

Ha Ha Ha.

Whats brown and sticky, a stick.

Re: O?T - a joke (you may have heard it)

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2002 6:26 pm
by jj
This is the best post you've ever made.
Talk about damning with faint praise...........

Re: O?T - a joke (you may have heard it)

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2002 6:47 pm
by Lizard
When I read it I pissed meself....







didn,t laugh! just pissed meself.......

better get a brew.

Re: O?T - a joke (you may have heard it)

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2002 6:59 pm
by Shaun?
I've held off this joke for sometime on the grounds of taste, but here goes. Apologies in advance.

Q)Whick king had the most children?



































A) Johnathan King








Sorry!

Re: O?T - a joke (you may have heard it)

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2002 7:10 pm
by Lizard
Following Jonathan King's imprisonment,
police are investigating Adobe for their links
to PDF files.






where,s me cup