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british hardcore
Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2002 11:28 am
by jay
can anybody recomend a good online shop for british hardcore(dvd or vhs). i can find plenty of sites with bit & bobs but, i want somewhere with a large selection
Re: british hardcore
Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2002 4:15 pm
by Otis
If you're not too bothered what the women look like, then Dr Blue's Sex Shop has a big selection. Otherwise, you'll have to stick with Your Choice Viewers "Wives", or Ben Dover.
Re: british hardcore
Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2002 4:22 pm
by jj
Tbis is a major problem with Britporn......no one outfit specialises in it (understandable from a business point of view), excepting perhaps Your Scene.
It means you will have to shop around, I'm afraid.
Hey, isn't retail therapy supposed to be good for the soul?
[I have NO idea what that last sentence means, if it means anything: I heard it once from an American.....]
Re: british hardcore
Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2002 6:06 pm
by magoo
I think the last sentence means shopping makes you feel better. Its do do with the release of endorphins into the blood that occurs whilst parting with your cash. Similar temporary results can be obtained from gambling, drinking and drugs. Thats why shopping, gambling etc are addictive. Unusual to here a yank refer to such temporary feel-goods as therapy.
a hypochondriac writes:
Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2002 12:16 am
by jj
Dear Dr Magoo:
Parting with cash makes me feel bilious, writing cheques gives me a rash, and using my credit card causes my teeth to ache.
Does this mean I am suffering from an occluded subclavian stenosis? Or is it just our old friend non-specific urethritis?
I haven't been well, you know.....
o/t Re: british hardcore
Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2002 12:41 am
by buttsie
Something tells me if someone was to become a jaded or excalibur, prices would go throught the roof once the monopoly was established.
cheers
B...OZ
Re: a hypochondriac writes:
Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2002 3:18 am
by magoo
Well JJ I cant give you an on the spot diagnosis as we are still awaiting the results of your tests. But I am sure its nothing to worry about....Apart from the non specific urethritus you dirty boy. That will teach you to stop your antics with ladies of ill repute!
I sent your blood sample off to a company subcontracted to the NHS. They are very fast. They are called Blood Piss Turds Examiners Ltd. A subsiduary of Pronto Print.
Oh and by the way when you give us your next stool sample please dont use Royal Mail. Its not nice for the postman and the Post Office Act 1953 states that it is illegal to send obscene or indecent material by post.