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I just realised, the LDM episode of Diners is on BBC2 in, er, 9 minutes.

9 minutes to go...........Oh NO me knob knapkins in the wash

7 minutes to go...........Kleenex tissues..I love you

5 minute to go..sitting in recliner chair remote i hand..no KY jelly ahh!!shit

1minute to go..thank god for those Italian Immigrants Olive Oil

Viewing....AAAAAhhhhhh!!!!Shittttttttttt I don't get BBC2
Just ABC2 currently showing THE BILL...Your knicked You Pervert
You have the right........

cheers
B...OZ Scraping the bottom of the barrel

That was decidedly disappointing!

I'm afraid I only find LDM attractive when she's neckid and spread.

And as for the other girl, she should get Airfix to sponsor her!

Well I wasn't expecting anything other than very mild titilation, which is what I got (just about) so in that sense I wasn't disappointed. Anyway, it's just as well it wasn't too hot as bashing the bishop would have been decidedly dodgy. If you were unlucky the camera angle could change at the worst possible moment and you'd find yourself splurging your love juice as Jimmy Saville appeared on the screen. An experience like that could scar you for life.

Speak for yourself, matey...Jimmy Savile..phwoar, cor, etc.etc.

It's those long blond locks, isn't it?
Or the cigar?

Now then, now then, guys and gals