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Hi Guys,

Just thought I'd let you know that I'm in the current addition of Club Confidential so go get!!!!!
The only problem being they have me down as being from Utah or something.......
But, I am in fact a true Brit.

Love
Autumn.x.x.x.

Is there something your not telling us A! "Jehova,s witness in h/c shoot".



better have a cuppa after all your recent excertions!...

I'm off now to my regular to 'go get'.

Autumn you are a true star May you awlays be wonderful.

Matt

Don't you mean Mormons?

Them,s em!

Lizard Mormons are easy to spot when they knock at your door. They are always well dressed clean cut young white american boys who have led sheltered lives protected from the influences of rap music and Hollywood movies. Jehovahs Witnesses on the other hand are usually impoverished looking Brits with a look about them that suggests they have turned to the Lord due to sadness in thier lives.

Either way they are both annoying when you have just settled down for a wank and the doorbell goes.

I suggest answering the door naked and telling them you are a homosexual athiest and invite them in for a cuppa. That will get rid of them.

Ta for the advice magoo!it,s great to know in this mixed up world, there,s the voice of sanity just a click away.

I tried that - now I've got 12 of them camped outside the front door...

Ah, well they must be from the True Jesus Church of Great Yarmouth. Most religious nutters flee at the mention of gay boy puffisms. Your lot must be a rogue faction who are so desperate for members they will even consider botty inspectors who answer the door naked sporting an erection. I suggest next time you wear a pair of devils horns and tell them you are looking for a virgin to sacrifice. If that doesnt shift the buggers then your only alternative is to use force. Do a George Bush and lob a hand grenade at them or call in the SAS to "give them a tap". Lets face it they are a legit target in the war against terror but best check with George Dubya first as I am not sure if religious nutters camping in ones garden are part of the axis of evil. But if you tell George that some of them are Arabs I am sure him and Tony will fully support any action you take (with or without a UN resolution).

But dont quote me on that as it was one of my usual silly rants and should not be taken seriously. I say that because I have an awful vision of some idiot shooting a religious nutter and then claiming I told him to do it! Or that I said it was fine under international law or some other shite. I repeat do not shoot people just ask them to go away.

Whats the volume/issue number?