o/t Sex And Booze
Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2002 1:44 am
They dont mix do they?
A few drinks make you feel horny. But then when you start to have sex or masturbate you quickly discover its not much fun. Even if you are with a beautiful girl your orgasm will be crap. Oh well I will probably have to give up sex and wanking on my drinking days. No way am I going to allow sex to interfere with booze. At least a pile of empty bottles will not ask me if I love them. Unless I get the DTs like last weekend and start thinking an empty bottle is dancing.
My girlfriend got annoyed and left me two years ago.......I cant imagine why. She went off with a boring twat who never drinks but always goes to church, attends "political meetings" and drives a Volvo Estate. Hes a bell-end and hes welcome to her. At least I am now allowed to watch decent TV instead of Emmerdale and fucking Hollyoaks or whatever that shit was she always had on.
A few drinks make you feel horny. But then when you start to have sex or masturbate you quickly discover its not much fun. Even if you are with a beautiful girl your orgasm will be crap. Oh well I will probably have to give up sex and wanking on my drinking days. No way am I going to allow sex to interfere with booze. At least a pile of empty bottles will not ask me if I love them. Unless I get the DTs like last weekend and start thinking an empty bottle is dancing.
My girlfriend got annoyed and left me two years ago.......I cant imagine why. She went off with a boring twat who never drinks but always goes to church, attends "political meetings" and drives a Volvo Estate. Hes a bell-end and hes welcome to her. At least I am now allowed to watch decent TV instead of Emmerdale and fucking Hollyoaks or whatever that shit was she always had on.