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I was descended upon this fair evening by the Great McCavity who had in tow several bodies including AUTUMN!

We discussed your recent lacivious remarks directed in her direction (which we agreed were absolutely disgusting) and considered possible retribution.

The most appropriate-by general consensus-was that you and she should have sex at dawn on Primrose Hill and may the best man/woman win.

Seconds will be myself and the kilted wonder one one side, and two other degenerates of your choice to represent your good self.

The whole matter will be conducted with the greatest decorum in the age-old spirit of dueldom and complimentary hospital treatment provided at high speed in The Fuck Truck.

So who were the other girls then Marcus? We missed Phil cos he had a flat in the red light district of Nottingham earlier....coincidence?

Evening all!

Just got in from organising a brewery in a piss-up, all went well until a particularaly nasty incident involving
too much Jameson,s and a left over profiterole!, I cant say anymore at this particular moment until the pathology report
comes back! No offence was meant to the lovely Autumn, but if it,s got to be Primrose Hill at dawn, then so be it.I,ll have my people
contact your people, and send someone to do the job. I would of course be delighted to attend, but I have a handicap, the
"chameleon" partner of Lizard. a brave soul who puts up with all my bad habits, apart from porn, so not wanting to be
seperated from my genital,s just yet I will sadly have to take the cowards way out, and not turn up!
Although the thought of some lacivious behaviour with young Autumn and a trip in the fuck truck nearly had me packing my
handbag and phoning easy-jet.
Marcus I thank you for being the true gent that you are, and putting such effort into helping curb my, sometimes wayward
behaviour and flippant remarks, and Autumn, I dont care if you do style your pubes your still lovely, if not Gothic.

Now I,m off to put some lard on the cats boil...... whilst listening to Mechanical Animals.

Sorry Liz, no stand-ins. The pain and humiliation has to be inflicted on your goodself.
Did you mean that you boiled your cat in lard?
Chairman Miaow would Definately have something to say about that!

Mmmmmm, I dont see any pain and humiliation in it! but if there is , what a bonus, especially with young Autumn.
Marcus, I,m a Northener, where the fuck is Primrose Hill? sounds like a retirement home for bewildered horticulturist,s.

In London near to Regents Park (home of the London zoo).
I thought Primrose Hill was rather poetic as a venue for these shaggins- sorry, shenanegins.

It sounds delightful, I know Regents Park, next time i,m in London I,ll check it out and fantasize about what might have been....

It's nowhere NEAR as nice as it sounds.......

You sound like you have first hand experience jj, did you piss
Autumn off as well in the past?.


I,m on coffee tonight so expect bad things..

No Autumn, alas, but the best thing about Prim. Hill (and there are NO Primulas anywhere there, AFAIK) is that the Road to the North lies beyond it.