Is Nigel Farage the new Nick Clegg?
Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 12:41 pm
I remember back in 2010 when little, puppyish Nick Clegg turned up in the televised leader debates, representing perennial losers, the Lib Dems, he went down very well. Particularly with certain forumites who will remain nameless.
All this talk of the "new politics and the "political establishment" and obviously, the fact that the Lib Dems had never been in power helped a lot in an atmosphere when you wouldn't want a group of politicians to move in next door. Eh? Going for the yoof vote i.e. down with student fees etc. Call me Nick did very well in the election and then bingo, got into a coalition.
That's when it went arsehole up and has continued the same ever since as Nasty Nick stabbed all his activists in the back and supported the most right wing government in living memory.
Now Nigel "Mine's a pint" Farage is the new boy in town talking about the "new politics" and "taking on the political establishment". Haven't I heard this somewhere before? Mind, it is hard to imagine anyone who is not more of a member of the political establishment - educated at public school, investment banker, snout in the trough in EU expenses.
Nige has two basic policies a. get out of the EU because it is run by nasty foreigners. b. stop those nasty foreigners coming over here and destroying our pub, dancing round maypoles, heterosexual, after you no after you, whippet racing, pigeon racing, Spitfire celebrating culture.
To Nige immigrants are generally bad unless a. you want to marry one like he did or b. your key ethnic UKIP supporters need illegal immigrants to work for nowt in a family Bangladeshi restaurant somewhere or other.
And better still, Nige and UKIP must be the answer because they haven't got a single MP, never mind not being in power before. Is it possible for a political party in the UK to have a better CV than that? Untested, untried and unknown in any meaningful way?
So other than the two main policies, what are UKIP's policies? Well generally they are whatever you want them to be depending whether you live in a Labour or Tory seat. Nasty Nige said he never read the UKIP 2010 election manifesto before it was published, wasn't familiar with its contents and the bits that he had read, he thought were rubbish.
And this is the guy who's party has apparently been leading the polls in the European elections.
Democracy - what a fine invention it is. Here we go again - Nick Clegg, Nigel Farage. Maybe next time we can vote for some airhead off the X factor.
All this talk of the "new politics and the "political establishment" and obviously, the fact that the Lib Dems had never been in power helped a lot in an atmosphere when you wouldn't want a group of politicians to move in next door. Eh? Going for the yoof vote i.e. down with student fees etc. Call me Nick did very well in the election and then bingo, got into a coalition.
That's when it went arsehole up and has continued the same ever since as Nasty Nick stabbed all his activists in the back and supported the most right wing government in living memory.
Now Nigel "Mine's a pint" Farage is the new boy in town talking about the "new politics" and "taking on the political establishment". Haven't I heard this somewhere before? Mind, it is hard to imagine anyone who is not more of a member of the political establishment - educated at public school, investment banker, snout in the trough in EU expenses.
Nige has two basic policies a. get out of the EU because it is run by nasty foreigners. b. stop those nasty foreigners coming over here and destroying our pub, dancing round maypoles, heterosexual, after you no after you, whippet racing, pigeon racing, Spitfire celebrating culture.
To Nige immigrants are generally bad unless a. you want to marry one like he did or b. your key ethnic UKIP supporters need illegal immigrants to work for nowt in a family Bangladeshi restaurant somewhere or other.
And better still, Nige and UKIP must be the answer because they haven't got a single MP, never mind not being in power before. Is it possible for a political party in the UK to have a better CV than that? Untested, untried and unknown in any meaningful way?
So other than the two main policies, what are UKIP's policies? Well generally they are whatever you want them to be depending whether you live in a Labour or Tory seat. Nasty Nige said he never read the UKIP 2010 election manifesto before it was published, wasn't familiar with its contents and the bits that he had read, he thought were rubbish.
And this is the guy who's party has apparently been leading the polls in the European elections.
Democracy - what a fine invention it is. Here we go again - Nick Clegg, Nigel Farage. Maybe next time we can vote for some airhead off the X factor.