Sodom's Girls
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 6:08 pm
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Yet another French flick partially plagued by pretentious, ostentatious and
utterly otiose latex.
I have now unilaterally declared France to be a 'failed state', and sent
directions [in crayon, of course, and eschewing polysyllables] to Mr Bush
with orders to target and carpet-bomb all porn-directors and rubber-
factories.
Those without [hooray !]: Adrianna [who seems to be standing a lone
rearguard action in latex-rejection, bless her], Tiffany [a rarity in her
French work, but good on her], Bamboo;
With [booo !]: Delfynn and Angela Crystal [unattributed]. Justine ducked
the issue by being BJ-only [although she usually seems happy enough to
go 'naked' given the absence of a politically-correct idiot in the director's
chair. Between them, bareback scenes of theirs I've seen? Oh, about 100...
Had I been asked, sight unseen, to bet on which of Adranna/Tiff/Delfynn/
Angela would do condomed stuff in a French flick, I'd have bet exactly the
opposite of the turnout here.
Where THE FUCK is the consistency? Or indeed the 'logic' ? For a nation
that midwifed the Age of Reason it seems have lost its way with a vengeance.
Voltaire and de Tocqueville must be spinning in their graves.
It's at the point where I almost NEVER buy French porn.
Mind you, given a choice between Vaseline Royal and Nicolas Sarcastic I
wouldn't blame the entire populace for giving up and just going postale...
Yet another French flick partially plagued by pretentious, ostentatious and
utterly otiose latex.
I have now unilaterally declared France to be a 'failed state', and sent
directions [in crayon, of course, and eschewing polysyllables] to Mr Bush
with orders to target and carpet-bomb all porn-directors and rubber-
factories.
Those without [hooray !]: Adrianna [who seems to be standing a lone
rearguard action in latex-rejection, bless her], Tiffany [a rarity in her
French work, but good on her], Bamboo;
With [booo !]: Delfynn and Angela Crystal [unattributed]. Justine ducked
the issue by being BJ-only [although she usually seems happy enough to
go 'naked' given the absence of a politically-correct idiot in the director's
chair. Between them, bareback scenes of theirs I've seen? Oh, about 100...
Had I been asked, sight unseen, to bet on which of Adranna/Tiff/Delfynn/
Angela would do condomed stuff in a French flick, I'd have bet exactly the
opposite of the turnout here.
Where THE FUCK is the consistency? Or indeed the 'logic' ? For a nation
that midwifed the Age of Reason it seems have lost its way with a vengeance.
Voltaire and de Tocqueville must be spinning in their graves.
It's at the point where I almost NEVER buy French porn.
Mind you, given a choice between Vaseline Royal and Nicolas Sarcastic I
wouldn't blame the entire populace for giving up and just going postale...