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JJ Is in Bed - So All Quiet On The Western Front
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2002 12:42 am
by magoo
Yep I finally pacified the irate and raging bull known as JJ.
Hes a nice bloke usually but he is prone to the odd "episode" where he goes a bit chicken oriental/radio rental. Cant blame him though, he works really long hours and once in a while he lets his hair down. Seems fair enough as I do the same every week.
He burnt my dinner though, the bastard!
Re: JJ Is in Bed - So All Quiet On The Western Fro
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2002 12:59 am
by magoo
And he knows shit loads about critters. I just had a great conversation with him about apes and monkeys. And we agreed that some posters are distinctly simeon.
Mind I still cant understand why chimps eat each other and fuck baby chimps (thats peedy stuff surely).
OK I will fuck off to bed now!
Re: JJ Is in Bed - So All Quiet On The Western Fro
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2002 4:00 am
by magoo
Right I am up. And very close to ringing JJ to demand an explanation as to why he is still in bed.
WAKEY WAKEY! LADDIE! QUICK MARCH UP AND DOWN THE SQUARE!
Funny thing is when I was in the forces they never had squares for us to march up and down but several other means of torture which were even more severe.
Let Him Rest
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2002 4:16 am
by Dr Phlegm
In my medical opinion it is very clear that this gentleman needs rest. And a course of antibiotics and some tranquilizers. And a damn hard slap round the chops!
Finish the course you idiot patient.
Now go out please. And never darken my surgery again unless you are at deaths door. Bloody patients they are just an irritation when you earn ?68,000 pa for doing nowt.
Re: Let Him Rest
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2002 4:45 am
by Dr Phlegm
JJ you frightfull individual. I think we should have left this drunken bufoonery for a later date. Dont forget we have a VIP (Sab-Jo) and we should be on our best behaviour. I mean we dont want to give her the correct impression do we?
As discussed last night I have phoned in sick so that I can attend the pub (its therapy for stress you see).
Re: JJ Is in Bed - So All Quiet On The Western Fro
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2002 5:30 am
by Elton Dong
Surely members of the clergy dont go through boot camp magoo..
did they hide your glasses so you couldnt watch porn ?....ahhh