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Divina

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:23 am
by jj
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Sophie Evans as Sophie Evans; Betina as Bettina Campbell.
Maria [19] is the 'big-boobed brunette' in the club, who along
with Agnese is only there to be mauled by Zampa and Rodolph
Antrim, which rather gives the game away as to the film's priorities.

A massive vanity-project where the sex is almost incidental to
the attempt to further Zara's fledgling career as a chanteuse.
No sex until 20 minutes have passed, and I estimate the overall
ratio at 75/25 against the sex- a palpable rip-off.. What sex there
is, isn't bad, although it's somewhat marred by the usual suspects'
usual misogyny..... Antrim, like Zampa, seems to be labouring under
the strange delusion that sticking his grubby fingers into a girls's
mouth is somehow 'sexy' and will turn her on. Turn her stomach
[and mine], more like.... at least he hasn't graduated to Zampa's
pathetic pet trick of pinching the girls' noses. I've watched in
vain for one of his victims to smack him in the mouth [the only time
I can recall when he got what he so richly deserves was when
Hannah Coleman ripped the piss out of this saddo so efficiently
that he lost his rag- GO GIRL !!]. There's obviously a "boys' club"
where mates of the producer[/s] keep getting work, irerspective of
talent, which explains why the likes of Zampa and da Nola are
constantly foisted upon the poor viewer.
Another irritation is the use of b/w in 'flashback' scenes; look, we
KNOW from the context that it's in the past, but those of us without
cerebellar damage have colour memories and are pefectly capable of
dealing with the concept of coloured flashbacks, OK? On the other
hand it's possible here that this 'technique' [to dignify it with the
term] is supposed to represent the fact that Bruno is filming the orgy
action with a camcorder. I know little about technology but am sure
that portable video recorders are also available in colour versions.

A few caps.
Maria, the utterly beautiful [and criminally wasted here] Agnese,
and Jessica:
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[IMG]http://www.egafd.com/images/hosted/ohzju6nzkt9m3upaptfv_thumb.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://www.egafd.com/images/hosted/n5tozjattgigll17sfyt_thumb.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://www.egafd.com/images/hosted/wg72ryvveb5k1oxmcjd_thumb.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://www.egafd.com/images/hosted/b8l80z8gr8o1d6hb3m2y_thumb.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://www.egafd.com/images/hosted/0gtxryejjpj2w3avo22i_thumb.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://www.egafd.com/images/hosted/lu0v4arisroodacj2qq5_thumb.jpg[/IMG];

and three non-sex females:
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[IMG]http://www.egafd.com/images/hosted/5v5b3zof072xawt532bi_thumb.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://www.egafd.com/images/hosted/q398brmhliqizdzbqwis_thumb.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://www.egafd.com/images/hosted/n36mfbxk6nyp09tuz7xu_thumb.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://www.egafd.com/images/hosted/win52v0a1bi8tml5yzj2_thumb.jpg[/IMG].


Re: Divina

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:05 am
by Len801
JJ there are some many ugly, inept and repulsive "performers" (for lack of a better word) in the porn industry, that like you say, these people must have a lot of friends in the business who are ready, willing and able to give them work, even though they may be aware the public out there may be totally turned off. The list is extremely long, and I have seen my share of euro movies (irreparably ruined by their presence) peopled by individuals (mostly of the male variety) who should have gone into another field of work altogether.
I can't understand how Valentino, Don Fernando and Ron Jeremy even found work in euro movies, after having already polluted US movies. Unfortunately there only a few serious people like you who point them out, but it does not help and it has no effect, which brings to me to the foregone conclusion that porn producers and directors don't give a f***k about the porn viewing audience and the s**it they put out every day of the week. They try to pretend they care, but then you have to ask yourself how these pitiful individuals continue to get work in an industry which SHOULD very much care who they put in front of the cameras, because ultimately it's what sells. It never occurs to them to seriously consider their choices, read porn discussion forums and check out what people are saying about their movies. As if people like Ron Jeremy or T.T. Boy don't know what people think about them. Yes they do, and they have openly told the porn viewing public that they couldn't care less, that will continue to appear in porn movies until such time as they get work. The sad part is that directors and producers are only too willing to use them. On a final note, on your next trip to L.A. can you please pick up Dick Nasty and take him back with you? Thanks. If he resists, gently tell him, UK/euro porn producers are breaking down the door to get him work there at top dollar. As an example cite him some euro movies where all these unsavory characters have appeared, and he will surely be convinced there is money to be made in Europe, in the last lap of his porn career.

Re: Divina

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:51 am
by jj
I'm glad you agree.... I usually manage to refrain from having a
rant [wholly quixotic, as you point out] about it, trying as I do
to accept things as they are rather than as I'd like them to be.
But sometimes, like a mild form of Tourette's, the seething,
splenetic rage I feel at these travesties slips past my guard and
erupts violently before our gentle readers' tender gaze....
In my defence, Your Honour, in the case of "Divina" I plead
extreme provocation. Surely, no jury in the land would convict [img]http://www.egafd.com/forum/smileys/innocent.gif[/img]

I can't blame these guys for grabbing every opportunity- as you
say, the power [and hence the responsibility] lies with the
producers. "A plague on their Houses", to somewhat marmelize
the Bard.

Please! We don't talk about DN in polite circles [img]http://www.egafd.com/forum/smileys/puke.gif[/img]
He is the skeleton in the collective British cupboard, just as
Alain L'yle [img]http://www.egafd.com/forum/smileys/nuts.gif[/img] is the mad uncle in every Frenchman's attic : -))