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Why is it that in porno films only certain occupations are allowed to have sex? We rarely see accountants or quantity surveyors getting their ends away, it always seems to be the same old professions.

Being extremely bored, I've put together a list of five jobs in porn that seem to get the most shagging.

For men -

Plumber
Pizza Delivery Guy
Mechanic
Window Cleaner
Gym Instructor

For Women -

Housewife
Nurse
Traffic Warden
Massuesse
Door to Door Salesperson

If these situations actually did happen in real life, their would be 10 million blokes on the streets every day with ladders and shammy cloths and people would kill each other to get a job with Domino's Pizza. So come on producers, their are a myriad of occupations out there you could choose from, so please try harder.

Thank you.

I think more professional computer nerds should be portrayed in porn so if anyone needs a "stunt geek" for their productions please let me know

As an accountant, I take a dim view of your post, suggesting that we in the accountancy profession never engage in carnal pleasure.
Why only the other day I had hard rough sex with a collegue at work, we were doing a double entry in the purchase ledger, when she asked me if I fancied looking at her spreadsheet, naturally being a red blooded male I responded by making a large deposit in her account, while she buried her head in my portfolio.

It,s not all work you know....

As I'm a qualified nurse, I can confirm the following:

After a hard day on the wards, the vast majority of nurses are to shagged to do anything but chainsmoke Silk Cut, drink red wine and whine about low pay. Believe me I've spent decades trying.