O/T: Welcome To The Pornocracy
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2002 11:09 am
This morning I have read Ben Dover's review of the Turner Prize exhibit (you know the one I mean);
listened to Dannii Minogue's new single, the lyrics to the chorus of which contain the immortal couplet "I'll tell you where I want it, come on and spin me on it" (incidentally, if anyone's got any clips of any forumite favourites doing the above, I'd be intruiged);
and watched the videos for the new Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears tracks, both of which knock spots off a lot of the 18-rated porn about.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Forum, our time has come. Porn tropes are in the mainstream, and there is no better time to move our message of open-minded appreciation of sex in all it's forms into the spotlight. (that IS our message, right?)
Next step: Cathy B or Layla on a regular daytime TV slot dispensing sex advice to the lovelorn.
RX
listened to Dannii Minogue's new single, the lyrics to the chorus of which contain the immortal couplet "I'll tell you where I want it, come on and spin me on it" (incidentally, if anyone's got any clips of any forumite favourites doing the above, I'd be intruiged);
and watched the videos for the new Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears tracks, both of which knock spots off a lot of the 18-rated porn about.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Forum, our time has come. Porn tropes are in the mainstream, and there is no better time to move our message of open-minded appreciation of sex in all it's forms into the spotlight. (that IS our message, right?)
Next step: Cathy B or Layla on a regular daytime TV slot dispensing sex advice to the lovelorn.
RX