DIARIO SEGRETO DI SIMONA - a review
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:55 am
DIARIO SEGRETO DI SIMONA
(ca1994,Showtime)
73 min
Director: Frank Simon
Cast: Simona Valli
Angie Larousse=Judith Ramirez
Katy McKay=Kathy Marceau
Richard Langin,
Zoltan Drago=Jolt Walton,
Francis Dore=Frank Gun
Terminator=Bob Terminator
Scene 1: Simona (Simona Valli) is a horny young woman who is chronically looking for sexual excitement. Throughout the movie she is seen writing entries in her erotic diary.
She is seen walking around and window shopping in a large eastern European City (probably Budapest). She returns home and briefly masturbates on a bed, then she goes to a park, sits on a bench and briefly caresses her hairy pussy.
Scene 2: She goes to a shoe store and is told by store clerk (Jolt Walton) that it's clsoing time and can't serve her. She pleads insists and he relents. While she is trying some shoes her has selected for her, she frequently lifts up her skirt and shows off her bush, which he is soon licking. Things progress to bj, vaginal and anal sex, and finally pulls out and cums all over her ass.
Scene 3: Simona (here in a non sex participation) is writing some fantasy in her diary about videotaping a young couple having sex on a couch: Marina (Kathy Marceau) and Marco (Bob Terminator). The scene ends with Marco jerking off over her stomach.
Scene 4: Simona goes to the dentist and starts making out with the dental assistant Franca (Judith Ramirez). Later on the dentist (Richard Langin) enters the office and begins drilling a tooth, but Simona is way too sexually turned on to remain calm and so they have a 3-some. It ends with a long dual bj from the 2 girls and Simona jerks him off mostly over her mouth (nothing seems to land on Franca's face).
Scene 5: Simona has an erotic fantasy in which she is sleeping in her bed, when a masked burglar (Frank Gun) enters her room, shines his flashlight n her semi-nude body. She puts on the light, approaches him and pulls down his pants. She blows him and he fucks her in doggie first vaginally then anally, followed by a tit-fuck, more vaginal sex in several positions. It ends it with Simona jerking him off over her open mouth. Ramirez is paired with Walton, Marceau with Langin
Scene 6: Another erotic fantasy fantasy in which she is dancing in near darkness with a long-haired stranger (Frank Gun) wearing dark sunglasses and leather outfit. He begins to undress her, they kiss, she starts removing his pants when the lights go on and finds herself with several other couples in the room, nude but wearing masks. Bob Terminator who was earlier seen playing the piano, is trhe odd man out simply wanking off at first while the other couples have sex. There is some change of partners and Simona gets DP'd by Langin and Terminator (in her ass) [Terninator jerks off over her ass and backside, Simona jerks off Langin over her face). Walton jerks off over Marceau's pussy. Gun jerks off over Ramirez's pussy
General comments. The movie has a rather brief running time. There is not much plot aside from Simona writing down either real-life sexual experiences or outright fantasies. It is rather silly seeing Simona Valli in her room full of stuffed toys. Was she or the filmmakers trying to copy Cicciolina in some way? We really don't understand what makes Simona tick or what is the sexual fire supposedly burning inside her. She just goes from one sex coupling to another like she was going for a pizza or a hamburger or buying a new purse.
The sex was varied, but seemed rather mechanical, and there is no one scene that is really outstanding or exceptionally hot. The copy I saw was in Italian dialogue but obviously badly dubbed (not that the voices were bad, but that no real effort was made to try to sync the voices with whatever dialogue the people were speaking). It hardly justified the price of a rental.
The on-screen title did not contain the "il". It simply read: DIARIO SEGRETO DI SIMONA