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Dont make sighing sounds and use horrid noises and words such as "bollocks" when I a fall asleep during your monologues. You cheeky monkey! And I heard that as you put the receiver down.

Damn cheek. Right its back to bed for me. I feel a bit drunk.

Delete the above please. The poor lads got enough on his plate without me tormenting him over silly things.

Hello,Dave..........?
Be VERY afraid.......I want you for Wife Number 7, so to make sex wee-wee...........and have just eaten one of the clowns, so need replacement.

magoo 1 wg 2

Speaking as a Punition Professional, I must say that I find your point-scoring attitude totally reprehensible.
These people desperately need our help, not our condemnation.
PS- Have you seen Dave anywhere?
Only there's this woman asking after him...........at least, I THINK she a woman.

Sureley thats not worth two points!!!

Yes I am here but theres no way I am joining your collection of wives! Your bloody scary Papa Lazarou and your not magoos probation officer!

How do you know I'm not M's Prob. Officer?
Do you work for the Filth, or something?
We need to be told..........

Don't argue, or it's straight to bed again tonight, without any supper.
Now, get back up that bleeding chimney..........