O/T Fake spunk
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2002 3:17 pm
How do you make it?
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Re: O/T Fake spunk
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2002 3:32 pm
icing sugar?
Re: O/T Fake spunk
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2002 4:02 pm
Some hand creams work... shampoo... etc... and a big squirt gun to shoot it from!!!
Re: O/T Fake spunk
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2002 4:07 pm
With a fake dick
Re: O/T Fake spunk
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2002 4:11 pm
1. Get some oatmeal, stuff it in a sock, wet it, squeeze out the juice, thicken with cornflour if necassary. mmmmm
2. Bodyshop "Of a Man" aftershave balm.
For some reason I haven't worked out, girls seem to prefer option 2 on their face!
2. Bodyshop "Of a Man" aftershave balm.
For some reason I haven't worked out, girls seem to prefer option 2 on their face!
Re: O/T Fake spunk
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2002 4:21 pm
Caster or icing sugar in a sloppy solution with water.
If I may say so tastes better than the real thing.
If I may say so tastes better than the real thing.
Re: O/T Fake spunk
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2002 5:05 pm
From a viewers point of view, I'd rather see a little of the real thing dripping off a girls chin than a gallon of pretend stuff. Sorry girls 
If its all cornflour & oatmeal, I might as well have a wank at a cookery program. Even one without Nigella.
If its all cornflour & oatmeal, I might as well have a wank at a cookery program. Even one without Nigella.
Re: O/T Fake spunk
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2002 5:43 pm
Who cares!
Re: O/T Fake spunk
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2002 6:02 pm
You can always use a "stunt" cock!!!
Re: O/T Fake spunk
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2002 6:12 pm
All handy hints above - who knows in time some genius may make up a formula the average viewer can't spot from ten miles away! Well thats my excuse for studying porn so closely...