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Hi All,

I'm currently working on a new entertainment programme for Channel 4 called 'Whatever?', and I'm looking for two busty models to take part in one of the items in the show. It's very silly but should be good fun. The item is a bit like a cheeky 'It's a Knockout' game, it's essentially a 'bra tug-of-war' between two women wearing specially designed bra's, obviously the first contestant to loose thier bra is the loser.

Like I said, it's very silly, but should be a giggle to shoot. If you think this is something you might be interested in doing please give me a shout back. We can of course pay a small fee for your time, it should only take a couple of hours to shoot. Location will be in the London area, date will be between 7th -17th Jan.

Thanks for taking the time to read this and I hope to hear back from someone soon.

Best Regards

andy brown
monkey
dir: 020 7749 3163

I see Channel 4 are aiming for the highbrow end of the market again.

Does't anybody out there in TV La-la-land, want to make quality, interesting or thought-provoking programs ?

Obviously we will have to survive on our current diet of tits, bums, more tits, more bums, celebrity slag-offs, non-entity slag-offs, more tits, more bums, 100 best celebrity slag-offs, 100 worst celebrity slag-offs, celeb wife-swap, 200 best and worst repeated non-news slag-offs, celeb humiliation, public humiliation, torture & degradation in the name of light entertainment.

I've got an idea for you.
Why don't you get all the the celeb gardeners and all the celeb chefs, stick them in the Big Brother House & torture, humiliate and starve them until they start killing each other, then you could set the survivors up with transexual blind dates in the jungle. You could have phone lines to vote, texts to roll endlessly across the screen. Link it in to charities, yeah.

I'm sure it woul make great television.
And then you could make a best-bits version to integrate into the established diet of tits, bums, more tits, more bums, celebrity slag-offs, non-entity slag-offs, more tits, more bums, 100 best celebrity slag-offs etc. etc.