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work available for inexperienced performers

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 10:31 am
by simonflex
Production company seeks girls for work in film & photography. Low rates of pay, but ideal for newcomers looking to build portfolio/showreel. Please contact.


Re: work available for inexperienced performers

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:48 pm
by stripeysydney
You're having a laff! aincha?

Re: work available for inexperienced performers

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:21 pm
by randyandy
How can anyone resist?


Re: work available for inexperienced performers

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:37 pm
by Joe A
At least he's honest about his intentions :)


Re: work available for inexperienced performers

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:52 pm
by sahara
I had an e-mail from him. Told him politely to stuff his offer.

This is the e-mail he sent me.

"Hi,

I would like to interview you for a book I am writing on the industry, film you b/g. There is no pay involved, expenses only. We could go out to chinawhites club to celebrate.

Regards,

Simon"


Re: work available for inexperienced performers

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 10:56 pm
by Jock Strap
lol!!!
quite obviously living in lala land!
that's a classic!

probably a 40 year old, overweight, balding fantasist still living with his mother.

oh shit, no that's me!


Re: To celebrate what...?

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 7:09 am
by Jonone
A successful interview ?

Re: work available for inexperienced performers

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 8:34 am
by Peter

>
> I would like to interview you for a book I am writing on the
> industry, film you b/g. There is no pay involved, expenses
> only. We could go out to chinawhites club to celebrate.
>
> Regards,


Should have told him to go to net-model, he's bound to get a result there.

Re: work available for inexperienced performers

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 8:34 am
by Digi-Guy
I tried that with my local adult shop. Told him I was wrighting a book about porn films and needed plenty of material. Strange thing is I cant remember too much about what happened next but I never did get any films?

DG

Re: work available for inexperienced performers

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 8:52 am
by Peter
Digi-Guy wrote:

> I tried that with my local adult shop. Told him I was wrighting
> a book about porn films and needed plenty of material. Strange
> thing is I cant remember too much about what happened next but
> I never did get any films?
>
> DG

But he gave you that free dildo, remember? Even shoved it up you arse for you, AND superglued it so you wouldn't lose it. What more could you want? ;-)